THE LIE 10
Ify has changed. I know you may want to call it payback time, but no wahala, God dey.
It continued like that at a point that I went to work and I was sleeping on duty. Thank God it was Tony who walked in my office not my boss. “My man..!!” he hailed me. “hey Tony how far? You are the last person i was expecting to see here today, hope all is well?” I asked. “Yes oh, all is well. I’ve not seen u over a week now so I thought I should come check on u.” he said. “Thanks bro, I’m about going to have launch, thank God u are here” I said. “Okay no wham. That aside, this one u are sleeping in the office, didn’t u sleep at home?” Tony asked.
“Hmmm…. Nna, my wife is the right person for that question. Ify wants to use knack to finish me o.” i said. “I don’t understand, bro I think sey Na u dey like am, wetin dey sup?” he asked. “Morning knack! Afternoon, when I’m at home knack! evening when I’m back from work knack… That’s not all, night when I’m trying to sleep knack! Midnight when I dey deep sleep, Na still knack! I tire oh” I lamented. “wow this is serious! what could be the cause?” he asked. “pregnancy! I don’t know if she’s the first woman to be pregnant b4. Look at me naa, I don dey lose weight” I lamented the more and Tony laughed out loud “bro u no lose weight at all, u seem more healthier to me than b4. King of knack, complaining of being tired of knack” he said still laughing.
“guy I’m serious, u think this is a joking matter. I need ur advise, what should I do?” I asked. “okay, u need my advise.. As a good friend, I’d advise u to face it head on.” Tony advised. I don’t blame him. “Let’s go abeg, keep ur advise to urself”.
I advised myself rather, I started avoiding my wife stylishly.
Today I was about leaving for work but I couldn’t find my car key. I started searching the whole house. She asked me what I was looking for but I said nothing. “Are u looking for these?” she asked waving the keys at me. I knew I was in for it today. She came close to me and started romancing me. “baby, how fa na” she said. “How fa with wat? Ify I’m not ready for this. I’m late for work already, give me my keys” I said.
“I’ll give u but u have to make me feel like a woman” she said. Which one is make her feel like a woman? Is she not a woman already? Ify why? why now? I know that this woman will not leave me, i tried to get the keys from her but she refused. I had to use my brain, so I told her that we should go inside the room. As we enter room Na so I shout! “baby see scorpion! scorpion!” Pointing to a particular direction. My wife is scared of scorpions. Na so she confuse dey ask me where? where? The keys fell off her hands, so that was how I seized my chance, picked up my keys, jammed the door and ran away. I Jappa! Thank God for common sense…
Palm Wine 📝
To be continued…
Hahahahaha you’re now running away from knacking