THE LIE 5
I went to talk to my mother and she was disappointed in me. “Are u crazy!? why will u lie to him in the first place? why will u deny him his right? don’t u know that what u are doing is risky? If u are not careful u will frustrate him into the hands of another woman.” she fired at me.
“God forbid mama! God forbid! My husband loves me, and will never do such a thing.” I hit back. “Ifeoma even if he’s the most faithful man on earth, with what u are doing to him now, u never can tell how long he can endure it”. she replied. Mama is right though but she may not understand bcos she used to be a rugged girl when she was young, and she’s used to this things not until she met papa and he calmed her down. “mama but u have never explained this things to me o. All u do is teach holiness. If a man touch u, you’ll get pregnant” I said.
“will u shut up! Let me tell u what to do. When he comes accept it! don’t run away. Face the pain, it’s only temporal, b4 u know it, it will vanish and u will start enjoying. Let me tell u a secret, most women like the big once, they say it satisfies better, and ur husband has it. It’s just a matter of time my dear”. she advised.
I took my mother’s advises and went home. I could see how excited he was the moment I told him I was ready. “are u sure?” he asked me and I said yes. I’m ready to cry. We went ahead. Yes I felt the pain but I ignored it just as my mother told me. I cried oh, but this man ignored my tears. When we finished he held me and said
“Ify u are so sweet”. I was feeling boss lady not until he said “Sorry. The reason why it’s painful it’s bcos it’s the first round, but in the second round u will feel no pain and u will enjoy it” he said. “eh?? second round?? I thought we are done, which one is second round again?” I asked.
“baby, after first round, second round, after second round. there’s even third and fourth round. But don’t worry eh, I can manage second round for now” he said. Osiri gini!?? which kin wahala be dis? “That’s the only way we can both enjoy this thing. I’m trying to help u here” he said. “Ugo fear God na don’t forget that u are a worker in the church, fear God ooh”… My husband put his hands on his head
“What does Christianity has to do with me knacking my wife for goodness sake! This is the reason I didn’t want to marry a virgin. Who send me!??”
To be continued…
