The Unromantic US ๐บ
Episode Six๐ผ
I’ve eaten! Ayomi whispered as he resumed his laughter.
You haven’t change a bit Simii! He said dragging the last letter.
Before nko? This life is one, and we should make good use of it while we are still alive. She said defensively.
That’s true though! But you have to use it well for God. Ayomi said as he took off his clothes.
I’ve also prayed about my salvation when I got back home. But Ayo, the thing will be gradually changing me ni. Simi said.
Rara o! The touch of God isn’t a matter of time. Once he touches you, the salvation of God will find you. Yours is to repent, forsake your sins and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and savior. That settles it! Ayomi said.
Ehnehn!
Ehnehn na! Ayomi said as Ifemi walked in. She sat at the dressing mirror as she apply something to her face.
So, how do I know I’m born again. Simi questioned.
Simple! There will be joy in your heart and that joy is called, the joy of salvation. Also, the spirit will bear witness in you that you’re a child of God. Ayomi enlightened.
I think I understand. Simi said.
I will tell you more tomorrow when we meet. Ayomi said trying to end the call.
Okay Ayomi! Same spot right?
Yes! I will call to update you Sha. Ayomi said
Alright! My regards to your wife. Simi said as they hung the call.
Good night! Ayomi said dropping his phone.
Na so so wonders Jesus dey do o 2x eeh! He has done it for me 2x….. Ifemide sang staring at her husband.
Ayomi ignored her as he asked them to pray.
Let’s pray Ifemi, I’m damn tired! Ayomi said staring at his wife tiredly.
You’re tired? Why won’t you be tired, when it is sisters you will be following up and down. Come 5minutes, you can’t spend with me at home! Ifemi snapped as Ayomi stared at her.
Babe! I don’t know what the kind of problem you have is doing to you but, abeg! I no want yawa for dis night for crying out loud. Ayomi said
You think you can be using all those your, repent and give your life to Jesus message to Bobo mi abi? Ifemi asked rolling her eyes.
Wait! Is this you complaining? Ayomi asked giggling.
The last time I checked, it’s seven months now that we are married. I can’t recollect the day I came late and you will be fuming this much. I thought you don’t ” like thing like these” Ayomi said mockingly as he laughed at her.
See! You had better stop adultery, else you will find your way to hell! Ifemi snapped as Ayomi knelt to say his prayer.
Ifemi! Don’t be too jealous, after all. You don’t care! Ayomi said covering himself with the duvet.
Annnnannd who said I did? She stammered as her husband smiled.
We shall see! Ayomi said.
God, I bind and cast every dem..onic woman in my marriage in Jesus name! Father! Scatter them! Thresh them! Set your fire upon them and burn them to ashes! Ifemi prayed zealously as Ayomi wouldn’t stop laughing.
At least, she got jealous! The presenter said smiley.
How did you handle simisola Aderinola? The presenter quizzed.
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You’re there already! Ayomi said walking to the dinner.
Yes! I will wait for you. Simi said as they hung the call.
Morning love! Ayomi greeted.
Morning Joy! She replied coldly.
I will be going out now! He said pecking her.
Okay! Safe journey! Ifemi said as she sat to eat.
Aren’t you going to ask why I’m not eating? Ayomi said wondering about his wife warmth.
You might be in an hurry! Ifemi added.
Okay! I will go ahead now! Ayomi said waving at her.
Ife, the keys? Ayomi asked as he couldn’t find them.
I don’t know! Ifemi said shrugging.
We are just two in this house, do keys now have legs? Ayomi asked staring at her.
Search for it na! She snapped.
This your nagging attitude, be reducing it o. Ayomi said searching for the keys.
He searched for about 5minutes and couldn’t find it.
Ife, give me the keys and let me go! I know they are with you. Ayomi said
I know where they are but I’m not giving them to you! Where are you going on a weekend again? She questioned
Wherever! Ayomi snapped.
Since it wherever, let’s stay at home together then. She said forcing a smile.
Stay where? With who? You know I hate a boring lifestyle. You expect me to sit at home without anything, hell no! Ayomi said as he searched the more.
I know you’re going to that Simi abi whatever you call her name. I won’t open my eyes and watch her steal you away. She said.
Laughs! You know what your problem is? Ayomi asked amidst laughter.
You don’t want something and you don’t want other people to have. Isn’t that selfishness? Ayomi asked.
Even if you will have a friend, can’t it be a brother like you? She asked jealously.
Enough of all these interrogation Ife. Let me go.
You’re going no where! She said.
You want everyone to be like you, without a male friend! He said amidst laughter as he remembered the day they caught up with Ifemide friend.
Flashback…
It’s a lie! Jenrade said as Ifemi and Ayomi comes out of a shopping mall.
He tried hugging her out of excitement as Ifemi pushed him away.
What’s it? Ayomi asked shockingly.
What have I done wrong? You nearly pushed me to the floor. The guy said.
I’m sorry bro! I hope you didn’t get hurt! Ayomi asked checking the brother as he rolled his eyes at his wife.
I’m sorry jenrade! I was shock by the way you jumped at me. Ifemide said.
It’s okay! I’ve known you to be that type all these years. The guy said embarrassed.
I was just excited seeing you after all these years, that wouldn’t defile you or will it? He asked as he packed the few things that fell from him.
We’re sorry brother! Please have my business card. Ayomi said
You are her husband if I guess right? Jenrade asked as Ayomi nodded slightly.
Oops! He said as he left them.
You shouldn’t have pushed him that hard? Ayomi asked
And can’t you see people around? She snapped.
E dey your body! Ayomi said as they hopped into the car.
Igba yen was nko? She snapped angrily.
See, Ifemi. Holiness doesn’t say you should not be friendly and social. Imagine, you only preach to sisters alone claiming brothers might defile you. Are you holier and wiser than Jesus? Remember, he preached to the Samaritan woman when no one was with them. Was any other thing recorded against it? He asked retiring to the chair.
But you’re not Jesus! She snapped.
You’re going nowhere today! She snapped blocking his ways.
Give me the car keys!
You’re going no where!
Surprise! Sikemi said opening the door as Ifemi quickly held her husband.
Don’t go na! She said forming a puppy face as Ayomi went blank with the sudden change in his wife voice.
Stay at home Ayomi! She said hugging him childishly.
Bro Ayo, you too stay at home if your wife don’t want you to go out, after all it weekend. Sikemi said as Ayomi smiled knowingly.
So, you stayed back? The presenter asked amidst laughter.
Women ehn! Chuckles!
Tbc
