**My Tomato Jos**
Episode Three
There was something about this Caroline girl, she was very beautiful, her only problem was in her speech, her English had problem. She was blessed with a lot of assets, while she answered my question, I was tempted not to look at her tighs, she had slim fitted and shorten her skirt. The girl had amazing curves that any man would crave for, she had a very skin light colour which shines out like a build in the midst of darkness. As I lied down on my bed trying to ward off the lusty thought, I decided to pick up a book to read but I ended up thinking about Caroline aka ‘ Tomato Jos’. While in school, I was taught on how to moltovate students, I then decided to moltivate the students.
The next day was work as Usual, I lead the assembly, it was quite fun only that the indiscipline was becoming more serious. I looked forward to teaching Caroline’s class but I did not have them until after break. Immediately the break was over I headed to Caroline’s class which was Jss3 ‘A’
Me: Good afternoon class.
Students: Good afternoon sir
Me: I do not like the way you people are taking your education unseriously, do you know that you can become anything you want to be if you are educated, okay, Okon what would you like to be in the future??
Okon: Sir I go like does people wey dey wear big agbada, dey thief money, dey speak for television.
Me: ( angry) Okon you seem to be the dumbest in this class, but I hope you learn how to speak English well before your JSCE exams. Those people are called Politicians.
Okon: Okay sir
Me: Another person , Caroline what would you like to be in the future. ( It was obvious, I was interested in her, she was so sexy)
Caro: I would like to be a rawyer.
Me: It is Lawyer not rawyer.
Caro: Okay sir.
I also realised that Caro was the most bright in their class, I then decided to use her as my helpmate. The Job trying to make this ‘daft’ class pass their exams easy. It would be easier if she would also assist me in teaching the students privately.
Me: who came out Top in this class last term.
Students: Caroline.
Me: Okay Caroline, it would be difficult for us to cover the scheme of work with the limited periods I have. So I would be organising extra- moral classes, I will pick the best students from all the class so they would assist me in this extra-moral class.
Students: OK sir.
Me: These student- teacher would be tutored by me personally, so they would be able to tutor you too. The extra-moral class will begin next week, Friday and Saturday by 3:00pm, Is that Okay??
Okon: but sir I dey go football training on that day and time.
Me: ( angry). Okon!!! Okon!!! Okon!!!.. I will be taking attendance in those classes and if I do not see you there I would Flog you mercessliely, is that okay!!!
Okon: ( shrugges) yes sir
Me: Is that okay Class??
Students: Yes sir ( they all chorused)
I left the class, Latter in the day I organised all the student teachers, they were ten in numbers, suprinsly the girls dominated, 7girls, 3boys. After I took them on the topic they were meant to teach in the beginning of the extra moral class, I asked only Caroline to wait behind. She waited, after the rest had gone, I approached her.
Me: How are you
Caroline: ( chuckles) Fine sir
Me: Caroline, you are really intelligent from what I can see, but you have to enhance your pronunciation, you know if you continue speaking that way people would think that you are daft.
Caroline: but…
Me: But what
Caroline: stop carring me Caroline, Carr me Tomato Jos
To be continued…
For next episode help me warn okon by typing Okon!!!
