MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 6
FUNMI: thanks so much for yesterday.
ME: you are welcome.
FUNMI: Onihaxy, what happened yesterday night?
ME: ****chai!!!!, e don happen*** stammering**** what happened as how?.
FUNMI: the last thing I remembered was that we went out together to a bar, only to wake up this morning and found myself in my room and on my bed. I don’t seem to recollect how I got home.
ME: yeah Funmi. You were so high yesterday after taking 5 bottles of Guinness stout and you weren’t yourself anymore.
FUNMI: really?
ME: yes. I had to beg someone to help me in carrying you into the car and I drove you home thereafter.
FUNMI: really?, what time did you get to my place?
ME: around few minutes to 10pm, I dropped you on your bed and I left.
FUNMI: hmmmmmm. Is that so?
ME: ***voice shaking*** yes Funmi.
FUNMI: alright, no problem. See you in the office on Monday.
ME: ok Funmilayo.
ME: alright, bye. ****hanged up****
“Hmmmmmmmmmm”
“This one that Funmi is asking me questions”
“I just hope I’m save ooooo”
“What is going to happen on monday?”
“Well, let me just pretend as if nothing happens”
I ignored the thoughts about Funmi and decided to engage myself in some other activities. I later had a chat with Segun and gave him feedbacks about my conversations with Funmilayo, he assured me that there won’t be any problem and that I should keep mute about the matter unless she talks about it. Later in the evening, I got a chat message on my bbm. I checked it and it was from Betty. I picked up my phone and replied her chats.
BETTY: hello dear, happy weekend.
ME: same to my love. How are studies going?
BETTY: it’s going fine my dear, but I can’t wait to see you.
ME: same here my love. December is already around the corner. Or aren’t you coming home again?.
BETTY: I won’t come home keeeeee?, not possible. It seems you don’t really know how much I missed you.
ME: that’s my baby.
BETTY: but I told you that daddy won’t be aware of it.
ME: yeah, I remember.
BETTY: yes. It’s a deal between the four of us, Henry, aunty Bimpe, you and I.
ME: no problems dear. I can’t wait to see you too.
BETTY: that reminds me Onihaxy. I had a scary dream last night
ME: what was the dream all about?
BETTY: I saw both of us walking together along a path. We were discussing until we reached a certain wooden bridge where we can cross over to the other side.
ME: then what happened next?
BETTY: we saw a man crossing through the bridge and we waited for him come down from the bridge because it was a narrow bridge. On getting to our side, the man told us that the bridge was very fragile and only one person can cross at a time.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm. I’m listening.
BETTY: so, you told me to cross over first and that you will wait for me to get to the other side before joining me. But when I reached the other side of the bridge, something happened.
ME: what happened?.
BETTY: I turned back to see if you will start coming but I was shocked to see two women surrounding you. One turned her back towards my side and she was facing you and she was pushing you backwards, while the other woman who appeared to be much older was pulling your hand and dragging you sideways. They were both fighting over you to follow their respective paths.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. This is serious.
BETTY: I got angry and I was running on the bridge, coming back to rescue you from them but my legs slipped along the way and I fell off. That was when I woke up.
ME: haaaaa. What sort of dream was that?
BETTY: I don’t know ooo Onihaxy. But I think it was a message from you. You need to pray seriously.
ME: ****heart can you identify the women in the dream?
BETTY: the first lady was in a position that her back was facing me, so I couldn’t recognize her sha. But for the other lady whom I said she appeared to be older, I should be able to recognize her.
ME: *** thank God you didn’t recognize the younger woman**** eeeeyahhh.
BETTY: seriously, you need to pray very hard Onihaxy. I’m not too comfortable with the dream.
ME: ok dear, I will pray about it and also inform my pastor about it.
BETTY: ok dear. But wait Onihaxy, hope you aren’t keeping any other woman apart from me?
ME: haba Betty, don’t you trust me anymore?
BETTY: I do trust you dear, just trying to figure out the interpretation of the dream.
ME: it’s just a dream jor. It might probably be a result of your thoughts before going to bed.
BETTY: alright sha, I trust you.
ME: thanks dear.
BETTY: so, how is my family?, and when was the last time you saw them?
ME: not too long sha. But they are all fine.
BETTY: what about my little Danielle?
ME: she is fine too.
BETTY: eeyah. I have really missed that girl so much oooo, I can’t wait to see her.
ME: ok dear.
BETTY: so, let’s talk about us Onihaxy.
ME: ok dear, what is that?
BETTY: you know that I won’t be going to my father’s house again after graduation. Neither will I be able to stay for long in Henry’s house. So what are your plans for me immediately after acquiring my master’s degree?
ME: I don’t understand dear.
BETTY: ok, when exactly are we getting married?
ME: ******chaiiii!!!!!!!!**********
ME: eeehmmm Betty, we can get married anytime you want.
BETTY: I just want it to be as fast as possible. We thank God that you are now a permanent contract staff and I will soon have my own masters’ degree certificate. I believe I will get a job after the program. So I don’t think anything should delay us again.
ME: yeah you are right. But what about your father?,
BETTY: what happened to my daddy?
ME: I have been thinking maybe you, henry and I should find a means of meeting your daddy and settling things out. I am not just comfortable with the way I’m not getting to know my father in-law.
BETTY: hmmmmm, Onihaxy, do you think it will be that easy?, remember I have done introduction with someone else?,
ME: hmmmmmm. Yeah, I remember.
BETTY: so, how do you think he will be convinced?, or have you forgotten that it was his friend’s son I’m been engaged too?
ME: yeah I know. But I just believed there should be a way out to resolve this thing Betty. I really want to get close to my father in-law. I want to relate with him the same way I do relate with henry.
BETTY: ok, so what do you think we can do?
ME: I think you should discuss with henry about it and see what you can do to make it work out.
BETTY: ok, but why can’t you walk up to Henry and discuss it with him too. Or is it a must that I should be the one to bring it up?
ME: it’s not like that Betty. You know I do go to work every weekdays likewise Henry. The only periods I’m always free is on weekends and your brother has never been around on weekends.
BETTY: you are right sha. I will discuss with him about it and give you feedback later.
ME: no problems dear.
BETTY: left for me sha, I just want to run away and want us to settle down.
ME: same here dear. I can’t wait to always wake up seeing you beside me.
BETTY: alright. Let’s chat later. I have to study now.
ME: ok dear.
The chat between Betty and I ended and I sat down on my bed and began to think.
” Betty had a dream about me? She saw me with two women, One was younger and one was older?
“The younger one should be Adebimpe, I’m very sure of that. Then the older one should be Funmi. These are the only two problems I have”
” Betty was even talking about us getting married soon.”
” Hope Funmi won’t be a problem to this union”
” But how do I cope with this issue of not meeting and knowing my father in-law?”
“Is it a crime to be born in low class family?”
“I wish my parents are rich and influential”
“I just hope Betty’s father won’t hire assassin to kill me one day?”
“Even my rich rival, I’m not save from him”
“I just pray I end up marrying Betty”
I stopped thinking and went out of my room to hang out with one of my neighbors, we had lots of fun as we ate, gist and discussed about football throughout the moment of my visitation. I spent few hours there and later returned to my room only to find my phone on my bed.
“Ooooops, I left this phone here”
I picked up the phone and saw four missed calls from Adebimpe.
“Mtcheeeew!!!, what is she calling me for?”
I dropped the phone on the bed only to hear my phone ringing again 5 seconds and I picked up.
ME: hello
BIMPE: hello Onihaxy, why haven’t you been picking calls?
ME: I was washing my cloths outside and my phone wasn’t with me. I just entered now and I got this present call.
BIMPE: how is the weekend going?
ME: going fine. Thanks.
BIMPE: I just want to ask when next you will be coming to Lekki.
ME: what happened?, why asking?
BIMPE: please Onihaxy, I need to see you. I really need your help on something.
ME: what is it all about?
BIMPE: I will tell you everything when we see.
ME: why can’t you tell me now?
BIMPE: please now Onihaxy!!!
ME: ok, I don’t know when I will be free to come to Lekki ooooo. I’m seriously busy these days, even on weekends.
BIMPE: ok, can I come over to your place?
ME: no, you can’t.
BIMPE: ok, what about any eatery of your choice please, I don’t mind.
ME: is it that serious?.
BIMPE: yes. It’s a matter of urgency.
ME: ok, I will let you know when I will be chanced
BIMPE: ok dear, thank you very much. I love you so much
ME: ****love me?, chai!!!!!!!******* which kind wahala be this self******
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