MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 5
I was like “maybe she didn’t realized that I was here probably because she was drunk”, but Funmi surprised me when she dipped her hand underneath the gown and pulled off her pant and threw it inside her wardrobe. I sensed danger immediately and I stood up to start going out before someone accuse me of rape because of her drunk state, but Funmi walked closer and pushed me to the bed. I fell flat on my back and she came for me and sat on my laps.
ME: *** scared *** Funmi, Funmi Funmi!!!!, stop stop stop stop!!!!!!
FUNMI: ***acting funny and drunk*** my husband, what is it sef?
ME: *** surprised*** Me?, your husband? Haaaaa
FUNMI: you are the one that always complain that I hadn’t been making the move all this while. Now that I need you badly, give it to me like itβs hot.
ME: haaaaaaa, I’m doomed. What is happening?, what is going on?
Funmi sat down firmly on my laps and her hips was pressing on my d**k. I tried to resist her and push her away because I was caught unaware and unprepared. Funmi’s weight was so much on me that I couldn’t turn around. She was looking at me and laughing out without any iota of guilt or remorse on her face, she went for my shirt buttons and I was left with mixed feelings of e******n and confusion.
“What is going on?”
” Is this act from Funmi intentional?”
” No, I don’t think it is”
” She was drunk”
” Yes, she drank to stupor”
” I remembered, she took five bottles of Guinness”
“She must be under influence of alcohol”
” But can just 5 bottles make someone to behave this way?”
” I don’t think she is conscious of what she is doing”
” Or is this not the same Funmi who is my boss?”
” Hope this act won’t get me into trouble?”
” Hope it won’t backfire on me at work?”
” Hope she won’t accuse me of molesting her because she was drunk?”
“Hope this act won’t bring problems between Funmi and I?”
“Or how do I explain this strange and unaware adventure?”
I was still lost in my thoughts when Funmi finally loosed the whole of my buttons. She pulled my hands and placed them on her b*****s while she went further to lose my belt. This time, my mind wasn’t doing the thinking anymore as I began to gain further e******n and I began to get in the mood. She dropped my belt and pulled down my trousers to the knee level while I was still busy manipulating her b*****s. Funmi bent forward and kissed me as her b****t was fully pressing my chest. I could feel the taste and smell of alcohol from her mouth as she was doing this.
Like play like play, we had s*x that lasted for about 15 minutes before I cummed. About 3 minutes after I stood up from Funmi, I turned to her side and discovered that she had started sleeping. I stood up and went to her trolley to pick tissue paper and cleaned myself up. I also cleaned up the stains on the bedsheet and pulled down her gown to make her dress properly. I flushed the tissue in the toilet and I sat back on the bed to ponder on all that happened.
“What just happened?”
“Did I just fucked Funmi?”
“Haaaaa, my boss!!”
” But she started it now?”
” What if she wake up and denied that she never seduce me?”
” What if she wake up and accuse me of rapeing her?”
I fell back on the bed and couldn’t sleep that night. At 4 O’clock on dot, I left her on her bed as she was still sleeping. I picked up her keys and went outside to open her gate, I returned her key to her living room and I drove out of the building. I stopped the car and I came back to close the gate and returned to my car and I drove off. When I got to the entrance gate of the estate, I was stopped by the security guards and I was told that I won’t be able to go out of the estate until 5am. I had to beg them that I received an emergency call to come and help to carry a laboring pregnant woman to hospital for delivery. It was then that they allowed me to go out after searching my car thoroughly. I drove home and arrived at my place at few minutes to 7am. I fell back on my bed and I began to imagine all that happened.
I had my shower on getting home that Saturday morning. I sat down on my bed and began to think about lots of things.
“I can’t believe what just happened”
“I can’t believe I just had s*x with Funmilayo”
” Was she really unconscious?”
” Was she really under the influence of alcohol?”
” Or was it an intentional act?”
” I could remember she was calling me her husband”
” Was she seeing me as her late husband?”
” How do I face her on Monday to discuss this?”
“I just hope I am not putting my job on the line?”
” Should I call her on phone right away?”
“What will I tell her when I call?”
“Should I say I was also under the influence of alcohol too?
” But I never took any alcohol?”
” All I took was an energy drink and it wasn’t alcoholic”
I thought and thought until I decided to put it off my mind. As I was about to stand up from the bed, I heard a WhatsApp notification sound on my phone, I picked up the phone to check and it was a chat from Segun.
SEGE: hi Onihaxy
ME: I’m good segun, how you dey?
SEGE: I dey fine jaree. How far about the outing na?, how did it go?
ME: that outing was something else oooo. It has put me into trouble.
SEGE: what trouble is that?, did Henry see you with her?
ME: no
SEGE: ok, Bimpe came there and fought with Funmi abi?
ME: no jor
SEGE: then what happened?
ME: we ended up having s*x
SEGE: yeaaaaaaah!!!!. That’s my boy. Is that what you referred to as trouble?
ME: yes.
SEGE: itβs an achievement na. How come you said its trouble?
ME: it happened in an awkward way.
SEGE: awkward way as how?, gist me abeg.
ME: ok, we got to the bar and she ended up been drunk after taking 5 bottles of Guinness.
SEGE: heeeeeee!!!!, 5 bottles?
ME: yes
SEGE: so your boss na brewery?
ME: I never knew she used to drink until yesterday.
SEGE: so what happened next?
ME: she was drunk and intoxicated that she began to act funny and say some funny things
SEGE: like someone that is high abi?
ME: yeah.
SEGE: ok, continue.
ME: so I called on some guys to help me take her to the car. So I drove her to her house and we arrived there at some minutes to 12am.
SEGE: waoooooh, na late night outing ooooo. It means you slept in her house niyen?
ME: yes
SEGE: then what happened next?
ME: she pulled off all her cloths in my presence and seduced me to e******n. The funniest part was that she called me her husband and she was addressing me as if she was addressing her husband.
SEGE: ok, I’m with you
ME: she made the move and we had s*x and she slept off thereafter.
SEGE: hmmmmm. That’s called “drunk s*x ooooo” the thing dey sweet die. Abi no be so?
ME: you no well Segun.
SEGE: was she conscious after the s*x?
ME: no, she slept off immediately.
SEGE: so why are you now saying it led you into trouble?
ME: I don’t know if she was conscious of the s*x or not, so it won’t appear as if I raped her or took advantage of her drunken state to molest her.
SEGE: has she called you since then?
ME: no ooo, she hasn’t. I was even thinking of calling her myself but I don’t know what to say if I call.
SEGE: don’t call her, let her call you first. And when you see her, don’t say anything relating to the occurrence. Just pretend as if nothing happened.
ME: but what if she talk about it?, or ask about what happened when we got to her house?
SEGE: just wait till then now. Then you will tell her that she was the one that lured you and molested you.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Will that work?
SEGE: very sure. Just don’t say anything about it until she brings it up.
I suspended my chat with Segun and I tried doing some other stuff until about 20 minutes later when I heard the ringtone of my phone. I checked the screen and it was a call from Funmilayo. I suddenly started to breathe heavily, my hand shook as I held the phone, I couldn’t pick the first call out of fear until the second call came in and I summoned courage to pick it up.
ME: ***shaking voice*** hi ma, sorry, hello Funmi
FUNMI: hello Onihaxy, hope you are fine?
ME: I’m fine ma. Sorry, I’m fine Funmilayo.
FUNMI: thanks so much for yesterday.
ME: you are welcome.
FUNMI: Onihaxy, what happened yesterday night?
ME: ****chai!!!!, e don happen****please what should I tell her now?
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