MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 12
LOLADE: Waooooh. Where is your room?
ME: ******Described the location for her******
LOLADE: Ok, let me drop this water and finish with what I am doing, I will check on you in your room later.
ME: ok dear.
I locked my car and I went inside my room, sat down on my bed and started thinking of Lolade.
“so, I can see this girl again?”
“what really broke us up sef?”
“chaii, those good old days of office flings”
“those days of putting postinor inside plastic drink”
” sege the bad guy really had a hand in it then”
” so, she would be here for two weeks?”
” she has really grown bigger oooooo”
” her burst even appeared to have increased”
I was still thinking about Lolade when I heard a knock on my door. “Who is there?” I asked and I got a response from outside, “it’s me Lolade”. I quickly jumped up from the bed, went to the door and opened it for her to come in. Lolade entered and sat down on my bed while I sat close to her and we started talking.
ME: Lolade, I can’t believe what my eyes saw just now; I never knew I could see you again.
LOLADE: shebi you are the one who abandoned me and left me.
ME: not like that now Lolade, I told you that I lost my phone and as a result of that, I lost all contacts. When I retrieved my line three weeks later, I expected you to call me so as to save your number but you didn’t call.
LOLADE: you lied Onihaxy. I called you more than a month after I gained admission and it wasn’t reachable.
ME: ****laughed*** heeeeee!!!!. See the way you mentioned my name , have you forgotten that I was your Oga?
LOLADE: ***smiled*** see you!!!. You sold your birthright the day you lied on my chest.
ME: Ehn ehn?
LOLADE: yes now. So you don’t know before?
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.
LOLADE: why and when did you leave ado ekiti?
ME: I got another job here in Lagos, so I had to relocate
LOLADE: hmmmmm. So, how is your wife?
ME: my wife kee?, I haven’t married yet
LOLADE: I mean your girlfriend.
ME: Girlfriend?, I’m still searching oooo. Since you left me and broke communications with me, I have remained single.
LOLADE: so, you wanted to tell me that you don’t have anyone you dated or you are dating since we lost contact?
ME: Not really sha. I used to have one but it is not a serious relationship.
LOLADE: Onihaxy!!!!!!, so you mean you have been sleeping with her and you never took her serious?
ME: Not like that, she is the one that never took me serious. I think she has some other guys in her heart.
LOLADE: hmmmmmm. eeeyah, some ladies sha.
ME: so what about you, do you have any guy you are dating?
LOLADE: yes of course. He is a non-teaching staff in my school; we are even planning to have our introduction early next year.
ME:****Chai!!!!!!!!, so why am I even lying, this meat son escape oooooo****** huuuuuuuuh, so you mean you are in a relationship presently?
LOLADE: yes of course, any problem with that?
ME: but we didn’t break up now Lolade, we only lost contacts and we have now found each other again.
LOLADE: So you expected me to wait till forever waiting for you?. What if we didn’t meet today nko?.
ME: please LOLADE, please!!!!!!!!!!
LOLADE: its late Onihaxy. I have moved on, you too should do the same.
******chaiii, na like this this girl go disappear without me marking any attendance? lailai********.
I moved closer to her and started to compose lovely and romantic poems to her while rubbing her laps at the same time. LOLADE was showing some little resistance and she insisted on not dating me again, I immediately remembered that kissing was her weak point back then when we were together. I stylishly moved my head closer to her head in the pretense that I was begging her and I locked her lips with mine. Just like magic, we started kissing passionately. We kissed for over two minutes and it was time for my hand to begin movements when her phone suddenly began to ring out loudly. Just as if a charm was removed from her, she regained her consciousness and brought out the phone from her pocket and screamed.
“heeeeeee!!!!, it is my sister oooooooo”. She picked the call and they started talking. I guess her sister was already back from an outing because I could hear LOLADE saying to her sister that she went to buy recharge card from outside. she quickly jumped up from the bed, promised to see me some other times, and I followed her to the corridor and I watched her tiptoe to the next building where her sister was living. I went back into my room and I was like
“why will her sister return at this critical time?”
” and I’m almost halfway to the promise land oooo”
“another opportunity must present itself”
” shebi she would be staying for two weeks?
” and today is just her day 2 out of two weeks?”
” no problem”
I picked up my phone to update Segun on whatsapp about the latest happening.
ME: Hello Segun.
SEGE: how you dey Onihaxy?
ME: I’m fine oooo. I saw someone today, guess who?
SEGE: Betty?, is she back?
ME: it wasn’t Betty
SEGE: then who?
ME: Lolade
SEGE: the one that always demand for airtime?
ME: No, that one is kemi. Lolade is the girl working in the pure water factory I worked with in ado ekiti
SEGE: ooooh, the one you dissolved postinor inside bottled drink for her to drink?
ME: yeah, the one you told me to dissolve drugs inside drink for.
SEGE: So na me you dey redirect the evil back to?
ME: yes na. no be you be my coach?
SEGE: You no well. so how did you guys met?
ME: I came back from my cousin’s place this morning and I met her fetching water from the tap at the side of the fence.
SEGE: how come?, is she now living in the neighbourhood?
ME: At all, she said her school is on break and she came to spend the weekend with her sister whom we lived in the same compound together.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I trust you Onihaxy, you must be planning to dig her treasure island by now.
ME: Heeeeeeee!!!!!. How did you know?
SEGE: because I knew my friend too much
ME: actually, she came to my room after I met her outside. I tried playing loverboy for her but she didn’t fall for it, she said she is already in love with another guy.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
ME: I tried navigating through the shortcut by approaching her via her weak point which was kissing. I was almost heading to the island until her sister spoilt my mission by calling her on her phone.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, badt guy. chaiiiii, you bad pass me seriously.
ME: you be my boss.
SEGE: but Onihaxy, I will like to chip in a little advice.
ME: what is the advice?
SEGE: why not let go of this girls and wait on this girl who had sacrifice everything for you. Seriously, there is time for everything. Time to be a player and time to be a serious lover; you should start planning your matrimony now.
ME: hmmmmm
****what is this one saying?*******
I sat down and started reminiscing on what Segun said.
” I should let go of Lolade?”
” so I won’t feel her for a whole two weeks?”
“will that be easy and possible?”
“well, let’s see how it goes”.
I decided to watch a seasonal movie just to while away time and to let go of the thoughts about Lolade. The movie was ongoing until it got to a romantic scene where a guy and a lady were engaged in sweet romance and ended up having s*x and I started having this urge to be with someone. Immediately, I started thinking of Lolade again. I picked up my phone to dial her number and I remembered that I did not have her number; I went outside to the entrance of the other building to see if I would see her but I didn’t. I couldn’t go inside her sister’s room to check on her because her sister and I weren’t in really good terms. I had to return to my room and handled my konji alone while waiting maybe Lolade would come back to my room but to my greatest shock, she never returned. The day was over and night came. I decided to take my plastic chair to sit down outside the house maybe I could see her passing by so as to get her phone number from her but I didn’t see her until 11pm that I returned to my room.
I woke up very early on Sunday morning with the help of my alarm and I started preparing for church. I had bath and I was in the kitchen warming my food when I heard a knock on my door. “Who is there?” I shouted with the mindset that its likely to be one of the Jehovah witness people who always knock on doors every Sunday morning. a response came from outside saying “it’s me Lolade”.
Heeeee!!!!!!, Lolade!!!!!!!, I put off what I was cooking and I rushed out of the kitchen and looked up at the wall clock and the time was 6:05. I opened the door and saw her putting on a gown with her hair covered with a black net, she entered the room and I locked the door.
ME: Lolade, you promised you come back yesterday but I didn’t see you again
LOLADE: don’t be angry jareeee Onihaxy, my sister came back with ingredients, so, I was engaged in cooking all through.
ME: eeeyah.
LOLADE: I came to fetch water from outside so I stop by to check on you and to ask you if you will be going to church.
ME: church?, why did you ask?,
LOLADE: My sister is going to church but I’m not going, so I want to ask if you will be around.
ME: *****Chaiiii, see opportunity***** I won’t be going to church jareeee.
LOLADE: why?
ME: My cloth isn’t ironed and there Is no light.
LOLADE: OK, I will be back when my sister is away, make sure you cook oooo because I’m hungry oooo.
ME: OK dear, no problem.
Lolade opened the door and went out of the room while I turned my head around to see my bible on my bed, I felt so sad and I was like ” Forgive me oh lord.”.
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