MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 29
I took a deep breath and sat down in her living room as I have no other choice than to stay back that night. even if I wanted to go back to Maryland that night, I would arrive at home late in the midnight and the house gate must have been locked, my landlord would even be mad at me because it had been stated in the agreement he gave me that the gate opens by 4:30 am and closes by 11:30 pm in the night. I was even so weak to drive back home as a result of the stressful day in the office and I had no option of arguing with Funmilayo when she urged me to stay back in her house.
She went inside her kitchen to prepare something while I was still seated and sending a message to my landlord, informing him that I won’t be coming back home that night. Funmi came out of the kitchen and told me that the food would soon be ready, she asked me if I was going to eat before having my bath or I was going to bath before eating, I replied her that I would eat first and she went back into the kitchen while I was still surfing the internet. Bimpe was also chatting with me at the same time, telling that she was lonely and wishing that i was with her, I told her to always go with her husband to Abuja every weekend to avoid loneliness. she also told me about my traveling documents processing plans which henry and Betty had started working on, I was still on the chat when Funmi called me over to join her at the dinning. I dropped my phone on the chair of the living room and went to meet Funmilayo at the dinning. She had served semovita and Egusi soup. We started eating and got talking.
FUNMI: Onihaxy, hope you are enjoying the meal?
ME: yes boss, I am.
FUNMI: stop all this boss of a thing my friend, we aren’t in the office.
ME: ***smiled***
FUNMI: so, how is Adeola?, when last did you hear from her?
ME: **shocked*** it’s been a while oooooo.
FUNMI: a while?, well, I saw the picture that both of you had together at her school, so it has gotten to the extent of going to visit her in her school?
ME: *** still shocked** me?, had picture with Adeola in her school?, when?
FUNMI: **** opened her phone gallery and showed me the picture****** look at this, she used this as her whatsapp display picture since Monday and I saved it.
ME: ****cracked my brain to manufacture lies*** ooooooh, I remember. I actually went to Ibadan last weekend for a friend’s wedding, you can see in the picture that I was putting on native attire, she called me when I was at the party and that was when I told her that I was in Ibadan, she later asked me about my location in Ibadan and fortunately, the venue of the party was two streets away from her house. That was why I stopped over to see her before returning back to Lagos.
FUNMI: hmmmm, and since last weekend till now, you couldn’t tell me that you went to visit your girlfriend in Ibadan?
ME: girlfriend?,Adeola is my sister ooo.
FUNMI: you are a liar Onihaxy. Do I look like a kid or a toddler?, I believed I have begged you enough to stay clear of this girl and I gave you reasons why you should do so.
ME: hmmmmmmm
FUNMI: firstly, she is still in school and need not to be distracted in other for her to study well and have good grades .Secondly; she is still young to handle a relationship for now and lastly, it’s a taboo where I come from for a man to have an affair with a mother and daughter, such men don’t excel in life and that is why I am more concern about your destiny and prosperity.
ME: believe me Funmilayo, Adeola and I had nothing together.
FUNMI: Onihaxy, just name your price, I am ready to pay you any amount to back off this girl, please!!!!!!.
ME: ****smiled*** I’m serious Funmi, we aren’t having any affair, she only said she needed someone to lean on at the moment and that was what brought us closer.
FUNMI: what did she tell you about me?
ME: about you as how?, in what way?,
FUNMI: I mean, what did she tell you recently about me?
ME: nothing really, she only said both of you had a misunderstanding.
FUNMI: really?, what did she tell you that the misunderstanding was all about ?.
ME: honestly, she didn’t tell me anything further, she only said it was a private issue between the two of you
FUNMI: don’t mind her Onihaxy, she came home and asked me for a huge amount of money to buy things that will not add any value to her life and academics which I refused to give her. That was when she started acting funny.
ME: really?, what thing could she need the money for and how much is the money?
FUNMI: don’t worry about that Onihaxy. That is not the real issue on ground. The main issue is that you should please, back off from my daughter and let her face her studies. And since you and I already had something together, my daughter is a no go area for you. Please pity your destiny and avoid calamity.
ME: ***chaiiiii, see sweet liar ooooooo**** ok ma, I have heard you.
We finished with the food and I requested to have my bath, she told me to use the shower in her room because the one in the guest room wasn’t working and Adeola had locked her room. I had no choice than to use the bathroom in room. I pulled off my shirt and trouser in the living room and dropped them on the chair; I went into her room with my boxers and singlet on me. 3 minutes after shutting the door of the bathroom, I heard the sound of the room door been shut and I heard the turning of key sound. After the shower, I came out of the bathroom and met Funmilayo tieing a white towel around her waist and holding another towel which she gave me to use in cleaning up before she later entered into the bathroom.
I looked at the wardrobe which was open and I saw my cloths been hanged inside it, I looked at the door and realized that it has been locked and the key wasn’t inside the keyhole. It was then that I knew that I had signed a deal for a marathon s*x league. I waited patiently for her to return from the bathroom and I pounced on her, giving her so hot more than what she was expecting, from s*****g, to missionary, then woman on top to doggie style. The sexual escapades ended at some minutes past 2am before we both slept off. I woke up in the morning around 6am, dressed up and managed to drive back home to Maryland.
I was so tired on getting back home that Saturday morning that I just lied down on my bed and slept off without even locking my door with keys. I had slept off so deeply until I felt someone tapping me on my back. I managed to open my eyes and I saw a woman’s hip on my bed. Out of curiosity, I lifted up my eyes to see the mysterious lady that entered into my room and behold, it was Benita sitting right beside me on my bed with a cleavage revealing top and a very short gown. I was like “God, what did I do to always deserve temptations from this girl, what does she even wants from me?”.
“Benita!!!!”
“when did you get here?”
“how did you enter?”
“ and why are you here?”
BENITA: take it easy now, one question at a time
ME: just answer my questions please
BENITA: ok oo, I tried calling you when I was coming but your number was switched off, and when I reached here, your door wasn’t locked.
ME: why are you here?
BENITA: I am just bored at home and I decided to come here and check on my boss. Or aren’t you the one who said members of your team should always check on one another?
ME: ok thanks, you can now go.
BENITA: calm down now Onihaxy. Aren’t you tired of fighting?
ME: me?, fighting?, the last time I checked, you were the one who said you will never have anything to do with me again, so you can go now.
BENITA: even if I am going to leave, won’t you entertain me before I go?
ME: I don’t owe you any entertainment Benita, your visit is an unwanted one.
BENITA: **smiled** I don’t know why I am wasting my time talking with you as if I don’t know the way to our kitchen ****stood up and was walking towards the kitchen***
ME: **frowned** stop there Benita, don’t even try to step into that kitchen otherwise, you won’t like what I will do to you.
BENITA: ***smiled again***my own Onihaxy that I know will never raise his hand to hit a woman no matter what, and I still believe he is still the same man that I use to know. prove me wrong by slapping me on my face,
ME: **I was tempted to hit her but I had to control my anger*** Benita, please leave my house right away.
BENITA: won’t you first ask me the reason why I am here in the first place before you chase me out?, or do you think I am here for nothing?, that was exactly what caused the last issue. Not making enquiry before taking actions.
ME: ok, why are you here then?
BENITA: now you are talking. But before anything, let me fill my stomach please, I am hungry. What do you have in your kitchen?
ME: ****silent and relaxed***
BENITA: don’t worry ehn, I will sort out myself in our kitchen.
Benita left me and went inside the kitchen, I was boiling so hot inside of me and it was as if I should strangle her to death. I heard the sound of the Indomie carton been opened and I heard the sound of pot in the kitchen. 15minutes later, Benita came out of the kitchen with a plate of noodles containing two eggs and two forks. She placed the tray on my bed
BENITA: let’s eat Onihaxy
ME: I am not hungry
BENITA: please now, I can’t finish this meal alone please.
ME: throw it away then.
BENITA: *****smiled as she continued to eat her meal until she couldn’t eat anymore and dropped the rest on the floor******
ME: I am listening ma, why are you here.
BENITA: why did you eject me from your house Onihaxy?
ME: I told you I have people living with me.
BENITA: stop lying Onihaxy. Before I woke you up, I really took my time to go through the whole room, and I couldn’t find any foreign or strange material or property. Everything I saw was what i knew to belong to you. Come out straight Onihaxy and tell me that you chased me away because of your wife.
ME: the last time I checked, I never told you I was married, or did you see any ring on my finger?
BENITA: then who was that girl that met me in your room
ME: my ex-girl friend
BENITA: ok then, why exactly did you refused to let me stay here with you when I resumed for the project.
ME: because I couldn’t bear it anymore. I asked you out and you refused, I was always tempted every night that I had to sleep and wake up with erections.
BENITA: oooooooooh, now I get you, now I understand. But wait, let me ask, do you really want to date me or you just want to use me in satisfying your urge while we were together?
ME: I wanted to date you for real, and also, I was always tempted every night.
BENITA: but I already told you that I am engaged in a relationship. I can’t cheat on my man Onihaxy.
ME: its fine then, no problem. I wish you all the best in your relationship.
BENITA: so, you mean you can’t accommodate me in your house unless s*x is involved?
ME: that’s the pure truth. I can’t continue to live under the same roof with a girl who is not my family and she won’t expect me to have urges and e******n, I am not an impotent man neither am I a bishop.
BENITA: I understand you so much Onihaxy, I felt your pain so much that I knew what you were passing through. I wish I could repay you for all the things you have done for me in the past. you accepted me in your house when my sister evicted me.
ME: it’s fine, it’s alright.
BENITA: what if I give you a chance in my heart and give you a trial, will you be able to bear me double dating?, because I can’t leave the other guy.
ME: its late Benita, I have been seeing another girl.
BENITA: waooh. You don’t mean it?, tell me about her.
ME: her name is Betty, she is staying in the UK
BENITA: hmmmmmmm, overseas relationship.
I briefed Benita about Betty and we managed to settle our misunderstanding that day. When it was evening time, she said she was going to spend the night with me for the last time. I smiled and didn’t say anything. When it was 10pm, I picked my phone went out to the living room while I left her to sleep alone in the bedroom. I overheard her having her bath in the bathroom but I ignored. I lied down flat on the chest on the rug and was almost dozing off around 10:30pm when someone tapped me on my back; it was Benita putting on only her pant and a white singlet unveiling her b*****s.
BENITA: why are you here and not coming inside Onihaxy ?
ME: I am fine here Benita, it’s better not to perceive the aroma of a meal you know you can never taste out of it.
BENITA: ***smiled and caressed me on my chest**** don’t worry Onihaxy. I have thought about everything I have put you through in the past and I have decided to compensate you tonight.
ME: really?. ****my d**k signaled immediately
BENITA: yes, I mean it. Let’s go to the bedroom and let me feel you inside of me.
I stood up immediately and I followed her into the room, she pushed me to the bed and sat down on my boxers and we started kissing and smooching each other until her bra went off and my cloths also went off, I pulled my boxers downwards, shoved her pant sideways and we rode on a “woman on top” hot s*x. We continued at this position for some minutes before she stood up and pulled off her pant completely, she knelt down on the bed and I positioned myself at her back and we embarked on a journey to Doggie Island. The whole sexual session lasted for almost 35 minutes before we cuddled each other to sleep. The next day, Benita left at 10am in the morning after we had rounds of breakfast s*x.
Who go see free honeypot and no go dig?
Abeg don’t blame me too much jare!!!!
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