MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 10
BIMPE: I had a party in your area today and I stopped by to check on you. I met the lady you have been sleeping with all this while since the absence of Betty. I saw her fully loaded leather box in the room and I even saw her wearing one of your shirt over only pants. I enquired from your landlord and he said she has been living with you for sometimes now. so this is how you wanted to repay us abi?. Henry must hear this. infact, Betty must hear this too. Thank God I recorded my conversations with your landlord. ****hissed***** have a nice day.
ME: Adebimpe please don’t hang up please!!!!!
BIMPE: what is it that you want to say?, which lies are you trying to fabricate?
ME: Adebimpe, I’m not going to lie to you. Please believe me, I have nothing to do with her
BIMPE: and she had been living with you all this while?, please tell me another story
ME: please believe me, she is more like my sister. Her mummy and mine are very close and I took her to be my sister. She came to write a test in Lagos and that was why she was staying with me, she came on Thursday and she was on her way back to Akure, that was why you saw her with a leather box
BIMPE: Hmmmmm. I see!!!! , and your landlord said she had been staying there for long isn’t it?.
ME: that’s a lie Bimpe. I swear.
BIMPE: so you want to tell me that this was her first time of coming?
ME: no, she was here in Lagos 2 months ago for a one week professional training and that was when mummy told me to accommodate her for the duration of the training. I’m not lying I swear.
BIMPE: are you sure of all what you are saying?
ME: Yes I am so sure Adebimpe.
BIMPE: Ok, where are you?
ME: I’m on my way back home.
BIMPE: Ok, I’m about to leave the party venue and I’m heading straight to your house now, meet me there and let’s discuss this all over again in her presence. if you like, tell her to run away before I reach there, you will see what I will do to you.
ME: ok ma.
BIMPE: ****hanged up*****
“chaiii, which kind of wahala be this?”
” what have I caused to myself?”
” which type of landlord am I having sef?”
” why must he be running his mouth like tap?”
” I must talk to him when I reach home”
” now, Bimpe will have something to accuse me of”
I picked my phone and called Benita to enquire about her location and she told me that she was already on her way to the park. I started my car and I drove home only to meet Adebimpe sitting down on my bed with her protruding tummy. She was wearing a frown look and she answered my greetings in an awkward manner.
BIMPE: so where is she?, you told her to hide somewhere abi?
ME: Bimpe please calm down, I have explained to you the other time, this girl is just my sister and nothing more.
BIMPE: she is your sister abi? And she was wearing your shirt?
ME: haba Bimpe!!!! What is the big deal in wearing someone else shirt.
BIMPE: and you slept on the same bed abi?
ME: the funniest part of it was that I never slept in this house all through her stay.
BIMPE: so where were you staying oooooo.
ME: with a neighbour. I’m learning corel-draw and Photoshop from him and the only time he is free is at nights. So I had no choice than to always sleep over at his room.
BIMPE: hmmmmmmmmmmm.
ME: I swear I’m serious. I can even take you to him to confirm what I am saying.
BIMPE: so, where is she now?
ME: she had returned to Akure this afternoon.
BIMPE: Onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!
ME: I’m serious Adebimpe.
BIMPE: ok, no problems. Won’t you ask about your baby?
ME: my baby?
BIMPE: Of course
ME: ok ooooo. How is the baby?
BIMPE: he is fine ooooooo, even though you never cared about him.
ME: so how was the party?
BIMPE: it was fine. I knew you would change the topic.
Bimpe and I chatted for more minutes and I realized that she wasn’t ready to leave. I had to fake a call that I was going out to visit a cousin in Mushin and that was when she agreed to leave. I saw her off to her car and watched her as she drove away before I decided to bounce back on the landlord that wanted to implicate me. So much anger inside of me, I walked back inside the compound and proceeded to my landlord’s room. I knocked on his door and he told me to come in. luckily for me, I met him alone in the room and we started talking.
ME: good evening sir
LANDLORD: Good evening Onihaxy.
ME: but sir, I don’t like what you did to me today sir.
LANDLORD: and what was that?
ME: you went ahead to tell Adebimpe that the guest I had wasn’t here for the first time.
LANDLORD: yes I did, any problem with that?
ME: why will you tell her such thing sir?
LANDLORD: wait Onihaxy. When this lady called BIMPE came here to get accommodation in your name, she said you are her fiancé and that both of you will get married soon which I asked from you and you confirmed it. Isn’t it?
ME: Yes sir.
LANDLORD: and when this new lady moved in with you some months back, I asked you who was she?, you told me that she was your sister isn’t it?
ME: yes sir, I did.
LANDLORD: so, why should your fiancé make enquiry about your sister and I shouldn’t tell her about it, didn’t they know each other before? are they not in-laws?, or is there something happening that I wasn’t aware of?
ME: nothing sir, don’t worry sir.
I walked out of his room and left with so much anger inside of me and I called Segun on getting back to my room.
ME: hello Segun
SEGE: How far Onihaxy?
ME: I dey jaree. Small wahala happened today oooo.
SEGE: What is it?
ME: Benita was planning to go back today; you know I wasn’t around because I went to visit Funmi. BIMPE came after I left and she met Benita at my place.
SEGE: Then what happened?, they fought each other?
ME: Bimpe went to my landlord, she tricked him and he told BIMPE that Benita had been staying there for a long time; you need to see how BIMPE called me with annoyance, accusing me of sleeping around with girls. She even threatened to report me to henry.
SEGE: hmmmmm. All these end time landlords sef.
ME: I tire oooooo.
SEGE: so what happened at Funmi’s place?
ME: Nothing jareee. Her daughter was around so three of us hanged out in the compound.
SEGE: no matches?
ME: Not at all.
SEGE: ok. Back to Benita issue, I already told you to find a way of evicting this lady in your life since she isn’t contributing into you. The more you go deeper into friend zoning, the more problems you will cause for yourself.
ME: Hmmmmmm.
SEGE: seriously, Adebimpe has a point and she has every reasons to feel bad. she rented the house for you, and you are cruising with her sister in-law Betty’s car, so she has every right to feel the way she felt.
ME: ok oooo.
SEGE: It’s you that should know what to do about the Benita’s matter before it puts you into more trouble. For now, just find a way of calming that witch down because I don’t trust her, she might carry out her threat.
ME: Ok Segun.
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I came back from work that night so tired and weak, I checked my kitchen to see if I could get something to eat and found 2 sachets of noodles which I cooked. I finished eating and decided to have my bath. On my way to the bathroom, I noticed that my door wasn’t locked and I decided to ignore it with the mindset of locking it when I finished from the bathroom. As I opened the shower, I heard the turning sound of my door and I heard a sound of heels which indicated a foot step. “Who is that?, who is there?” I shouted as I lowered the pressure of the shower tap to hear the response of the person. “It’s me Adebimpe” the voice answered from outside the bathroom. I was so surprised and shocked “Adebimpe?????”
“by this time of the day?”
” the time was 9:10 pm when I was entering the bathroom”
“What is she doing here by this time of the day?”
I put off the tap, tied a towel round my waist and opened the door. I was shocked to see Adebimpe standing in the room pulling off her clothes; I looked at the bed and saw her night gown on it with her bag and car key.
ME: ****yelled**** Adebimpe!!!!!!! What are you doing here? By this time of the day?, and why are you pulling off your clothes?
BIMPE: I came to spend the night with you off course, or what does it looks like?.
ME: Are you insane?, came to spend the night with who?, are you normal at all
BIMPE: *****standing up with only bra and pants remaining on her and she gave this flirty smile, walked towards me and placed her hand on my chest**** Onihaxy, I’m truly insane and I’m not normal at all. You have made me to go madly in love and I don’t really think I need to be cured.
ME: what are you saying?, what is the meaning of all this?
“sssshhhhhhhh” BIMPE whispered as she placed her lips on mine and we ended up kissing. I immediately lost my sense of defense as I was really weak like a checkmated king. We continued kissing until my towel finally disappeared from my waist. I pushed her to the bed with strong passion. We smooched and engaged in passionate romantic sessions until we ended up have rounds of marathon s*x. We lay down side by side together on the bed and started a conversation.
ME: BIMPE, what is the meaning of all this?, why were you here this night?
BIMPE: you are still asking the meaning of all this after rounds of s*x?, like seriously?
ME: BIMPE, let’s be serious please. Why exactly are you doing here?
BIMPE: Today is Friday isn’t it?
ME: Yes of course. And what does that have to do with the question I asked you?
BIMPE: it has a lot to do in case you don’t know.
ME: maybe you should tell me the connection between today being Friday and why you are here.
BIMPE: ok, today is Friday, Henry travelled to Abuja, Daniella went with him, my maid travelled to visit her family and I was left alone in the big house. I have no other choice than to come here and stay where my heart belongs.
ME: did I hear you say where your heart belongs?
BIMPE: off course, you heard me right. This is where my heart belongs.
ME: I still don’t understand.
BIMPE: don’t you know that I’m more connected to you more than the way I’m been connected to Henry?
ME: how?
BIMPE: you are my evergreen love Onihaxy. I have loved you before I met Henry and I still love you till date. You gave a reason to be happy till date, you are the father of my daughter and unborn son, and you are the source of my joy Onihaxy.
ME: what is the meaning of all these things Adebimpe?, I thought we agreed not to discuss about this anymore?
BIMPE: it’s easier said than done Onihaxy. It may be easy for you to do away with me but it is so difficult for me to do away with you.
ME: see Bimpe, Betty will soon finish with her master’s degree program, she would soon come back to Nigeria and our marriage plans will commence immediately. Please let’s just end all these flings once and for all. I have totally left Danielle and the one in your womb to you and Henry and I’m never going to ask or claim them as mine. Let me just face my destiny and start my life afresh with Betty please.
BIMPE: wait a minute Onihaxy, I’m thinking of an idea that will be of benefit to you, I and our kids.
ME: What idea is that?
BIMPE: ok, let me ask you first. Do you love me at all?
ME: I like you because of your closeness to my fiancé’s family.
BIMPE: you mean you don’t have any feelings for me at all?
ME: of course I do. But it just had to end because I need to focus on Betty.
BIMPE: Ok, let’s assume you didn’t meet Betty and I wasn’t married to anyone. Can you still date me when our paths crossed again?
ME: you mean if I wasn’t in any relationship and you weren’t in any either?
BIMPE: Yes.
ME: I don’t think we can date again because of the bad post-breakup occurrences that happened between us.
BIMPE: you mean you won’t forgive me even if I begged you.
ME: well, if you begged me, I may forgive you.
BIMPE: ***smiled**** that’s my baby.
ME: SO, back to my question. What exactly are you thinking of?.
BIMPE: ok, I have a personal account with 8 million in it.
ME: OK
BIMPE: Henry and I also have a joint account with about 100 million naira inside.
ME: Ok, I’m listening.
BIMPE: I’m thinking of transferring some of the money in our joint account into my personal account, so as to have a total of at least N50million naira.
ME: what do you want to do with the money?
BIMPE: I’m thinking that you, Daniella and I can travel out of this country to somewhere far away where we can start our life afresh and bring up our kids together.
ME: what are you saying?, what about my Betty who is risking everything for my sake.
BIMPE: forget about her, her father can never allow her to marry to you because she is already engaged to a very rich and influential person. and if you decide to take her by force, there is 99% probability that you won’t live up to a month, either Betty’s father or Betty’s engaged husband is going to send hired assassins to kill you.
ME: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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