MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 3
After a serious thanksgiving session on Sunday for not becoming a murderer and sent to jail because of Adebimpe, I got to work on Monday morning to resume duty as a permanent contract staff of the bank.
At 10am, we were all summoned to the board/conference room for a briefing and We were all welcomed by the managements and we were been given some forms to fill and a copy of our offer letters was been collected from us. Five out of us were assigned to the other units of the bank entirely while the remaining five of us were retained to continue with the same role we were assigned to during the temporary contract period.
The five of us who are to retain our previous role was taking to a new office entirely to with systems and furnitureโs fully provided, we were joined to the existing permanent contract staff in the same unit. As it was a continuation of the same thing we did in the past, no new training was giving to us. Our previous supervisor was still the same person assigned to supervise us. He just briefed us on our new tasks and assignments; he talked about our new daily targets and also talked about the process flow. He also told us to endeavor to approach other colleagues in the unit for more clarifications on anything that seemed unclear to us about the process as he reminded us that errors and mistakes are big taboo in the bank which attracted serious sanctions.
We all began our assignment immediately as we logged in into the system with our previous login details. All through this period, there was no traces and sign of Funmilayo because I didn’t see her all through the briefing period neither did I see her during the morning connect session. I picked up my phone and tried calling her number but it wasn’t connecting.
At 12pm which was break time, I left my new office and I decided to go round to visit other people I knew during the period of my temporary contract. I got to floor where Benitaโs team was using before and the guys who are permanent contract staff on the same floor bombarded me with questions.
“Onihaxy, how is Benita?”
“Where is she now?”
“Is she still in Lagos?”
“Are you guys eventually dating now?”
“Has she gotten a new job?”
“Why wasn’t she retained?”
“You couldn’t save her while you were pressing buttons?”
“Why didn’t you tell your office mother to help her?”
The questions were coming from various angles and I answered the few I could answer while I ignored the rest. I spent like 5 minutes with them and left the floor for another floor to greet another set of people. Finally, I went to the floor where Funmi’s office was situated of which I also worked on the same floor during my days of temporary contract. On opening the main door, the “gossip crew” welcomed me with their own version of questions.
“Heeeeeeee Onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“The one and only son of Query mama”
“How you dey?”
“Your mama really tried for you ooooo”
“For you to be retained among the multitude of temporary staffs”
“Why didn’t you resume here?
“We thought you would be coming back to work with us from this floor”
“Or your office mama no longer need your service?”
“What about Benita your wife?”
“Hope you are hearing from her?”
“Hope you guys are still together?”
“Why wasn’t she retained sef?”
They continued to fire questions at me and I answered the ones I could answer. I enquired about Funmi from them and they gave me funny responses.
“So you want to tell us that you don’t know her whereabouts?”
“Well, she has not been seen in the office todayโ
“We were about to ask you whether she would still come today”
“Shebi you have her number?”
“Why didn’t you call her?”
“Or has she disowned you?”.
I just laughed at them as I left the floor and I went outside to the canteen closer to the bank to have my lunch and I returned to my new desk to continue with my task for the day. I continued this while having a gist along the line with my new co-workers. We talked about life and work during the period of the temporary contract, we talked about the girls who were boasting of been retained because they were rolling with big bosses and senior staffs. We laughed at their wasted sacrifices of free p***y they gave out to these senior colleagues. We also talked about the people who were doing eye services all in the name of appointment and we also laughed over it too.
At around 3pm, I was still on my desk, doing my work when our supervisor came inside the office, he walked towards me and said “Onihaxy, you will be leaving this office today; you won’t be working from here anymore”. I was shocked and surprised by what he said. I began to wonder if I had done anything wrong, or probably an error was detected from my previous works. I asked him why he wanted to move me out of the new office and he replied me by saying “Funmi arrived here like an hour ago, she said you should be moved away from this place and be moved back to her floor where you were working before”. I took a deep breath while my colleagues started clearing their throats “hmmm hmmm hmmm”.
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My supervisor left the office after telling me to move my properties back to my former seat infront of Funmi’s office at the close of business of the day, new co-staffs began to murmur
“I said it!!!”
” I knew you and Funmi are related”
” Or probably a parole is going on between both of you”
” Why is she moving you closer to her?”
” Why can’t she do without you?”
“Onihaxy, I hail you oooooooo”.
They continued to murmur and talk about Funmi and I until we closed for the day. I moved all my stationeries from my new office back to my former desk which was in front of Funmi’s office. The “gossip crew” began to stare at me, chucking and smiling as if they couldn’t speak. I was cleaning my desk and wondering why they aren’t speaking until I heard the sound of Funmi’s door being opened. She came out cat-walking from her office, our eyes met and she smiled at me saying “hello Onihaxy, welcome back” and she walked out of the main door. It was as if a padlock was been removed from the “gossip crew’s” mouth, they began to murmur.
“Heeeeeeeeeee!!!”
“We knew that you will definitely come back here”
“We knew it that your mother would definitely bring you back”
” We knew it that both of you can’t cope with the separation”
They continued to murmur and whisper while I was arranging my desk until my phone rang. I checked the screen and it was a call from Adebimpe. My heart skipped beat as I picked the call.
ME: hello Bimpe
BIMPE: hi dear, how was work today?
ME: fine. And yours?
BIMPE: I didn’t go to work.
ME: why?, what happened?
BIMPE: I’m not feeling too fine, I’m having aches all over my body.
ME: sorry about that, hope you have taken medications?
BIMPE: yes, I did. You didn’t call me throughout yesterday and today Onihaxy!!. This is unfair oooo. And you knew the condition you put me through and left me on Saturday.
ME: I’m so sorry Bimpe, I didn’t have airtime on my phone. Also, I have been busy with activities since I resumed today.
BIMPE: ehn ehn!!!!!, that is it abi?, so if I had died over the weekend, is that how you would forget about me and resume your work?”
ME: Adebimpe, I said I’m sorry ok!!!
BIMPE: was that the promise you made to me when you kissed me back then in the bathroom?. Didn’t you promised to always care for me?.
ME: I’m so sorry please.
BIMPE: ok, no problem. I missed you anyways.
ME: **Haaa!!!!*** how is your husband and your maid?
BIMPE: henry is yet to be back from work; maid went to buy something in the market.
ME: how about Daniella?
BIMPE: she is yet to be back from school.
ME: ok, my regards to all of them when they are back from work.
BIMPE: hmmmmm, Onihaxy!!, this one that you are asking of my maid, hope you aren’t hunting her?
ME: what do you mean?.
BIMPE: nothing, just asking because I don’t trust you.
ME: you are not serious.
BIMPE: I will personally report you to Betty if I found out you are hunting for my maid.
ME: and I will personally report you to henry that I caught you with the security man.
BIMPE: you aren’t serious Onihaxy. So when should I expect your calls?
ME : maybe when I reached home.
BIMPE: ok dear, take care of yourself
ME: and you too. Bye
BIMPE: bye ****hanged up*****
After dropping the call, the “gossip crew” resumed back there discussions and this continued for about 15 more minutes till I left the place and drove home. On getting home, I initiated a chat with Betty on bbm.
ME: hi dear.
BETTY: my love, how are you?
ME: I’m good, and you?
BETTY: I’m good too. I tried calling you 3 hours back but your number wasn’t reachable.
ME: my phone was off by then, I was in a meeting with the management as today is my resumption as a permanent contract staff.
BETTY: yeah, that is true. How was the resumption? Was the task different from the previous one?
ME: not really, same task but more complex targets and assignment.
BETTY: eeeyah. Pele dear. Just be focus and be diligent in your work. Who knows?, you might be invited for a full time employee position soon.
ME: thanks dear.
BETTY: how about my family?, did you eventually checked on them when you went to Lekki?.
ME: yes I did. Just that I only met Bimpe, the new maid and Daniella.
BETTY: what about my brother?
ME: he had already travelled before I got to your house.
BETTY: ok dear, thanks so much,
ME: you are welcome honey.
Betty and I continued to chat until I was feeling sleepy and I told her to let me sleep and we should continue our chats later. I left my room for the bathroom to have my bath and as I was returning back to the room, I heard the ringing of my phone, I checked the screen and it was a call from Segun which I picked up.
ME: hi Segun
SEGE: how far Onihaxy?, hope you have resumed work already?.
ME: yeah, I did resume today.
SEGE: how was it?, is it the same former role?
ME: yeah, but some things are now added to it.
SEGE: that’s good. How about Funmi?, are you still in her office?
ME: hmmmm, that reminds me, small drama happened today.
SEGE: ehn ehn?, gist me. Bimpe came to your bank abi?
ME: no oooo.
SEGE: then what happened?
ME: when I resumed work in the morning, 5 of us to be retained on our former role were moved to an office to join some existing staffs there. But I was surprised when our supervisor came to our office and told me to vacate the office immediately and relocate to somewhere else.
SEGE: why?, what happened?, did you offended the management?.
ME: that was my thought too. But when I asked him why he was moving me out of the office, he told me that Funmi said I should return to my former office and work on the same desk I used to work before.
SEGE: hmmmmm. You mean the same desk infront of her office?
ME: yes oooooooo.
SEGE: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Onihaxy, I’m seeing things……….
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