The Unromantic US ๐บ
Grand Finale ๐ผ
Did you find him? Ifemi asked cleaving to his arms.
Yes we did! It wasn’t stressful to locate him. He’s now in the hospital. Ayomi said.
Thanks so much Ayomide. I’m grateful for all you’ve done. Simi said as tears formed in her eyes.
It’s okay sister Simi. The Lord will heal your broken heart. Ifemi comforted.
Thanks for bringing my wife to reality, your presence made her realised things she was doing wrong. Ayomi said thankfully
You wouldn’t believe she nearly passed out when she heard talked about you being pregnant on phone! Ayomi said amidst laughter.
Really! Simi said staring at Ifemi.
Ehnehn na! I thought someone was snatching my joy away. She said childishly.
Abi you were jealous? Ayomi said throwing his face away.
Me? Jealous? Why would I ? Ifemi said laughing out aloud.
Your voice betrayed you! Ayomi said as Simi watched them argued.
It’s okay guys! We thank God for everything. Thanks for bringing Jesus to me too, it worth a million. She said.
All glory to God!
We’ll be charging Tiresimi to court after the investigation. He should pay dearly for murdering an innocent soul. Ayomi said.
Thanks so much!
The doctor said you can go home any moment from now. You feel much better, don’t you? Ifemi asked as Simi nodded slightly
I will call my sister when it’s time, I want to rest a bit. Simi said resting her back.
It’s okay dear, we’ll go ahead now! Ifemide’s sister has been home since morning, we’ll be leaving now. Ayomi said as they stood to leave.
Take care of yourself darling sis! Ifemi said pecking her.
Have this Simi! Ayomi said handling her a spiral band notes.
Thanks for all you do Ayomi. Simi said as Ifemi giggled.
Hum? Ayomi abi kilewi? Na only me get the joy ejor. She said waving her hands stylishly.
Okay o! Iyawo Ayomi. I don hear. Me sef go soon find joy. Simi said as they all laughed.
Very soon! God will grant you a perfect crown just like mine. Ifemi prayed.
Amin! They chorused.
We shall leave now! Ayomi said.
Extend my greetings to your sister. Simi said as they waved at her.
Hmm! I think I love this my changed wife. Ayomi said as they entered.
I love my forever husband. Ifemi said kissing him.
Hmm! You love my lips too much these few days o! Ayomi said as he lowered the car seat.
Before nko? I promise to repay all I’ve owe. Ifemi said reaching for his lips again.
Let’s get home first! Ayomi said.
No babe! Here. She said.
In the car?
The glass is tinted. She said as she went on top and the rest was history…..
After about an hour, Ayomi’s phone rang interrupting them.
Damn! He said reaching for the phone.
Ewa, we are on our way. He said cutting the call.
Let go now Ifemi. We will get home, aren’t we? He asked as he freed himself from her grip.
Aunty mhi! Ewa shouted jumping on her.
Abeg, don’t dislocate my joints jare. Ifemi said hugging her.
Bro Ayo, I’m angry at you o! Ewa said frowning at him.
Me? He asked beating his chest.
What did I do? He asked smirking.
Why did you cut my call like that? She asked forming a puppy face.
I was busy! He said simply as they entered the house.
My pizza, sister mhi?
Here you go FFO. She said throwing it at her.
Let it scatter and you will go get another. Ewa said teasingly.
So, baby sis is now a graduate? Ayomi said proudly.
Yes o! Na to marry remain like this o. She said as Ifemi giggled.
Marry? Won’t you go for service ni? Ifemi asked.
I will na! I’m just saying that for saying sake ni. She said.
Find job before you venture into marriage, don’t be a liability to your husband. Ayomi said heading for the dinning room.
Who told you there’s food there? Ewa asked jokingly.
I know my foodie would have prepared something for us. He said opening one of the plates.
I talk am! He exclaimed.
Thanks my love! Ifemi said heading upstairs.
Bro Ayo! Gist me na! This suspense too much for this young girl! Wetin dey sup? Ewa asked eagerly.
Una too get itching ears abeg! Wetin you wan know? Ayomi asked concentrating on the meal.
Bro Ayo na! This is unfair o! Na me start this paro o. She said as Ayomi couldn’t help laughter.
See your life! Your eyes don dey red on top another person’s matter! Laughs! Aproko. Ayomi said as Ewa face remain serious like someone writing an exam.
Okay! Before you cry! Laughs! You know this my friend I told you about few weeks ago.
Yes! The one you went to visit.
She had issues and I was going to her place almost everyday and that, got her jealous. She was keeping cool as usual until the day someone called me she was pregnant. Ayomi explained.
Pregnant!
Yes pregnant! Wo, the thing is long jare. Long story cut short, Ifemi thought I was responsible for the pregnancy and since two days now. One spirit entered her, I guess. She’s goes everywhere with me. Ayomi said as ewadara bursted into laughter.
This is funny! So, because of someone’s pregnancy now, she’s changed abi wetin? Ewa asked.
You didn’t tell me she had an experience during her service year. Ayomi said.
What experience? Ewa asked confused
She had a case of rap..ist and such and such. Simi made me know that, they served in the same state. Ayomi said.
Wow! She actually shared it at home but she wasn’t serious about it. Before gan, my sister has been a very cold fellow. I think that aggravated it. Ewa said.
We thank God now Sha! Ayomi said heading upstairs to call Ifemi.
Babe! This food will get cold. Come downstairs while it’s hot. Ayomi said as there was no response from her.
Ife! Ife! Ifemi! He called as he checked for her.
Argh! Argh!
Ayomi rushed to the bathroom as he held his vomiting wife.
What’s wrong babe? He asked disturbed.
My eyes is turning me! She said as Ayomi giggled.
Turning you ke? Is this not you I’m holding? Ayomi asked jokingly.
Stop jor! I mean I’m dizzy. She said washing her mouth.
It’s okay! You may be stressed out! Will you like to eat anything? Ayomi asked helping her out of the bathroom.
What did Ewadara prepare?
Swallow. Ayomi said preparing the bed.
Will you eat?
I’m not! I will just sleep. She said covering herself.
Are you feeling cold? Ayomi asked sitting beside her.
Hmm! She said.
I’ll be back. He said
Where’s my sister? Ewa asked
She’s upstairs. Ayomi said carrying the portion of his food.
Where are you going?
Upstairs! She’s a bit weak. Ayomi said.
Oga o! I go love o. I will go to my room after eating too! Ewa said amidst laughter as Ayomi shrugged.
You aren’t asking me questions again? Ayomi said to the presenter
I’m loving the path now! He said smiley.
Congratulations! She’s three months gone! The doctor said as Ayomi giggled.
Gone to where? He asked playfully.
She’s pregnant! The doctor blurted handling them the letter.
Wawu! Ifemi has done it again! Ayomi said excitedly as he rushed out of the room.
Thanks so much co! He said
My pleasure.
Bro Ayo! What did the doctor said? Ewa asked eagerly.
Where is Ifemi? He asked.
Kitchen!
What’s the nature of my sickness? She asked coming from the kitchen.
Ladies and gentlemen! Make a joyful noise to the most high, as we will soon be plus in the family. He said excitedly as Ewa jumped in joy.
What’s it joy? Ifemi asked confused.
You’re pregnant! Ayomi said hugging his wife.
Me?
Ehnehn na!
Three months for that matter! He said as Ewa popped her eyes.
Ah! You guys are dangerous o! Ehneehn bro Ayo, we’ll play! She said clapping her hands.
Was it not you ni? He asked playfully as they all laughed.
We thank God! Ifemi said hugging her husband.
So, what’s pumping here? Simi asked walking into the sitting room.
A thing of joy! Ewa said
What’s that? She asked giggled at them.
Ifemi is pregnant! Ayo said as she also celebrated with them.
I’ve also brought a good news! She said.
Let’s hear it! Ewa said.
Damilare proposed! She said flaunting her ring!
Awwwn! Thank God o. Na to eat rice remain like this o. Ayomi said jokingly.
Ewa be fast o! Simi said teasingly.
God will do it! She replied calmly
All thanks to God! The presenter said.
So,what gender is the child? The presenter asked.
Female! And I had to named her Endurance. Ayomi said amidst laughter.
Awwwn! I love this brother’s cool attitude! One of the viewers at home messaged.
May God bless your home! Another said.
It worth waiting for, some brothers should also learn from this. It’s not all sisters that’s jovial and everywhere. Some like keeping things to themselves and maintaining a good rapport in a distant way. Another commented.
We thank you all our viewer for your comments. We hope you’ve learnt one or two things from this.
Bro Ayo, what else do you have to say? The presenter asked.
Well! I will just admonish intending couples to be patient with themselves. Love your spouse and don’t forget, no one is perfect. Your love should be their weakness. Love each other and nothing will be able to come in between.
We were unromantic! But now, I must say. Ifemide has been the ever romantic woman have seen. Just a little add up and you will see yourself there. Help them out of their wrong without wronging them and never compare your spouse with anyone. God bless. Ayomi said said.
Where is sister Ifemi now? The presenter asked.
There she is! He said as the camera followed him.
Here is my wife! He announced as Ifemi kissed him passionately.
Awwwn! Remember we are live o! The presenter said
So, my audience. We shall meet next time! The Adedeji has left everyone in their atmosphere! See you! Bye bye!
THE END
Lucky you Ifemi