**My Tomato Jos**.
Episode Ten
Today was Saturday, I had to go clubbing with Amaka, I had already started regretting why I accepted the proposal, especially noe that I had Caro as my official girl friend, the thought hurts so much having realising the fact that I loved Caro so dearly. I then got a call from Amaka
Me: Hello Amaka
Amaka: Hello, I am already at the club, where are you?
Me: I am on my way, when I get there I’ll give you a beep so you can come outside.
I picked up my clothes and headed straight to the club, she was very excited when she saw me, we moved to the dance floor after I had apologized to her for coming later and we had chatted a bit.
DJ: ( scrating his wheel, playing WizKids song.. Caro).. Caro you body neccesary.. Hmm neccesary.. Caro carry history.. Humm history, Caro dey give she no dey tire, Caro dey make feel him lazy, ..
Amaka: Hold me tight. Hope you can dance better than me..
Me: .. Err sure.( I felt so bad and to make the matter worse the song was reminding me of Caro, I felt really bad, I wished I could ask the DJ to stop the song, but that would not be possible because people were already vibing to the song)
DJ: ( Scrating his wheel) Yes its DJ NwaabakalikiMama, ..Oya take all my money put am for your head Oo.. Oya take all my money put am for your waiste.. Ole ole ole alike wu.. Putam putamma muje wu..
Amaka: Yes I love this DJ.. This is my favourite song.. Manya by Wizkid.
Me: (holding her tight).Yeah me too.( I was glad the DJ had changed the music).
We danced till we became so tired, The amaka ordered for a full bottle of Whiskey.
Me: Noo I do not take acholo.
Amaka: You must taste it today, Come on stop behaving like a woman
Me: Its not that its just that my head is not so strong for acholo, I get intoxicated easily.
Amaka: Trust me I’ll take you home, No worries.
Me; Nooo!!!
Amaka: see we are in a good mood, Do not spoil this mood please, I bougth this drink for 8k.
Me: Okay, Just because of You OK.
Amaka: Thanks Love.
I was shocked she just called me love, what is this girl thinking. We had the drink, I became so highly intoxicated as expected. Even Amaka that promised to take me home was also highly intoxicated.
Me: (drunk) I love you more than my father, mother even my generation will bow to your love.
Amaka: (drunk) I can give you my life.
Me: (laughs) I am running after my village witches..
Amaka: Why?
Me; They want me to marry them
Amaka: ( crying). So you would leave me for them.
Me: Am I Mad .. Never Naaa.. You Are my one and only winch
Amaka: And you are my wizard.
Bar Man: Please sir and miss this is 5am, the club has close.
Me: Shut up do you know who I am, I will buy this club in fact my shoe lace will buy this club.
Amaka: Dnt mind the idiot, do you have a room here.
Bar man: Yes ma
Amaka: Give us a room, tommorrow I will buy this club.
We both staggered to the room, I was so high, I kissed amaka, while she, laughed loudly, I speedily too off her clothes, started kissing her thighs as I threw her to the bed. As I was still kissing her, she dozed off, I lay n***d on her and dozed off too.
To be continued…
