So, my wife decided we play a gender game. In this game, we will switch our gender. That’s she will behave like a man and vice versa.
And because I wanted to feel what a woman feels, I agreed.
The rules were that the game will be within a period of one week and anyone who loses will pay the winner 200k.
When I heard the money, I smiled.
The next morning, I was still sleeping when my wife tapped me.
“Honey, oya, the game starts now and today. ”
Quickly, I ran to the kitchen to prepare food for my “husband”. I prepared pap and warmed the beans that was once in the fridge.
When I saw that the pap was too watery, I kept in the fridge in order for it to get ‘strong ‘.
I was still waiting when my wife shouted that she wanted to eat before leaving.
I removed the pap from the fridge and served it with beans to my wife.
“What’s is this? Is this how I make my pap? This one na river naija o.” she laughed before taking her bag to work.
To be honest, the pap was like tap that I had to throw it off.
Later in the day, I arrived from work to meet my wife in the sitting room, eating fruits and watching the TV.
She just greeted me and continued with what she was doing.
I went to our room and undressed waiting for her to call me for dinner when I remembered the game.
I ran to the kitchen to start cooking.
“Sweetheart there’s no salt. Please help me buy salt outside. ” I asked her.
She looked at me and laughed.
“Shebi, if I buy the salt, you will give me 200k? ”
Without words, I hurriedly went to buy my salt and cooked food for dinner.After having dinner together, my wife retired to the bedroom.
I wanted to join her but when I remembered that I had plates to wash and kitchen to tidy, I retreated.
I later joined her on the bed and started calling her pet names but my wife refused to wake up.
“The sugar in my tea, please wake up.Your husband needs you ”
She laid like a log of wood. I shook her even harder.
“Won’t you sleep? Have you forgotten the game?
she asked.
“Which game? ”
“oh, you are asking me, abi. I am the one that is supposed to be asking for séx not you. Don’t worry, the game continues. ”
Just like that she carried her pillowcase and went to the sitting room to sleep.
T. B. C.
© Blenn Dan
