Manager’s Villa 18+
Episode 2
The next week was filled with gist about potential girlfriends, we all were on the hunt and some progress was being made.
Abbey was the first to make a headway with a girl called Jane. Jane was a SS3 student . Jane was ok, very lively and respectful, but has Abbey would find out she wasn’t respectful to his d!ckk.
One lovely evening Jane decided to pay Abbey a visit, it was a full house that evening, she was interrogated by the house and truly, she didn’t disappoint. She also helped us in cooking that night.
We were about leaving the room when she said she wanted to leave to Abbey’s disappointment. We tried to persuade her to stay but little did we know that she had a plan.
Abbey escorted her and didn’t return for almost two hours, he came and gave us details of his exploit, he said
‘When we got to that public toilet area, under the big tree, jane just drew me close and placed a kiss on my lips, I was surprised at first, I looked around to see that the area was secluded. I didn’t need a second invitation I just took control of her lips, there were so soft and her breath was a sweet smelling savour, while I was busy kissing, jane had found her way to my trousers, she unzipped it and was stroking my JT.
I paused, looked around and found a better place where we could continue the ministry cause my legs were tired of standing. I found a wall close by, and I leaned on it while she continued probing and rubbing my JT, I reciprocated by squeezing her b0s0m, men those melons were strong, like it has never been pressed before, my hands on her b0s0m sent s£nsat!on to her system cause she became aggressive in the act of JT squeezing, and it seems she want to remove my JT from its hook on my body. At this point the pleasure had disappeared so I had to stop her. I stopped her and the next thing she did shocked me the most, she went down on her knees and dip my JT into her mouth. I was in paradise, I saw angel Gabriel telling me to come into the glory of my lord, I was about entering paradise when I heard her say please don’t come in my mouth oooo, this one you are doing like an epileptic patient. Then I discovered that I was Approaching already, she stood up buttoned her top and told me to get going. I was week and couldn’t move, then I asked her when we will complete what we started, she told me Never.
Abbey finished his narration and we all hailed him, shouting, singing and praising his exploit.
Kzee: well we have no proof that what you are saying is true, so we can’t count this has a point
Me: its true ooo, he may just be making tins up jare
TJ: any match not played in this room is counted as a loss, so no point for you
We all laughed and mocked Abbey that he should stop lying.
Abbey was obviously angry, but he vowed to show us proof even in the room the next time he has a match.
Little did we know what Abbey meant has proof was…
I wasn’t doing badly myself, but my hunting had not yielded any good fruit. The first girl I tried to chyke only asked me two questions and that was the end, the conversation went thus
Me: hello babe
Babe: hi
Me: you looked great from afar so I just said I should view your beauty up close and personal
Babe: hmmmmmm
Me: my name is tee, what’s yours?
Babe: am Ruka, but what did you say your name was again
Me: tee
Ruka: what’s your real name
Me: that’s my name
Ruka: you are not a muslim abi
Me: yes am a christian
Ruka: sorry it can’t work
Me: what can’t work
Ruka: don’t disturb yourself, it can’t work I say
Me: ruka, I don’t know what you are talking about ooo, but all the same, nice meeting you.
I just respect myself and find my way home peacefully. So I decided to name my self Luqman whenever a lady ask for my name again.
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Three days later, Abbey eventually got Jane home, he already told us she was coming so we all sat at Halima’s parlour. She did come and they were inside for more than one hour. Immediately they went out of the room we all rushed in. We got in to meet the bed neatly la!d, the room was smelling very nice and there was no trace of panshing happening. We couldn’t wait to mock Abbey again.
While waiting, Acme decided to pray cause it was 7pm already, after is abolition, he arrange the praying mat that was usually close to the edge of the bed, and to his greatest surprise, his hand packed a handful of sticky substance, he tried checking again before he screamed AWUSUBUILLIAH.
Acme shouted Awusubuilia, we asked him what was wrong he only said we should come closer and see, Kzee went close and confirmed it was semens. It wasn’t funny anymore, how could you had fun to the extent of desecreating the mosque. We all waited keenly for Abbey to return. Abbey didn’t return after two hours, so we decided to chill out till he returns
We usually hang out with some friends on the main road, we call the place POINT
Point was an open space, you know that kind of place where jobless youth seat, when one of their friend own a business center, and other guys from the community usually join us, we had two major bad Ilorin guys has friends at point,Flo and Jboy, we usually go to point in the evening when everyone gets bored, the way point was located, you will have to go through point before getting to our lodge, so sometimes when we are returning from school, we don’t bother to go home but chill at point till later in the nite.
We where at point on this fateful day when a beautiful black slim lady with an average backside and an oversized breas*t which makes me wonder how are slim figure could carry such massive load walked pass us
KC: iru ki le le yi ……(Wot sort of a load is dis)
Acme: ounje omo yi o wa poju? …….( Is dis
baby’s food not too much)
Me: Blood of chisos
Flo: this one pass blood of chisos na blood
of god
Jb: omo this girl just dey fine dey go ni ooo
Acme: abeg who be dat babe
JB: her name is Aisha, she lives down the street
Kc: abeg I need her 411
Acme: lai lai na me first ask about her
TJ: please u all should just leave her for me ooo
Rasak: shey na Aisha una see una wan start fight, if una come see ha sister nko
Acme: she ha sister dey badder than dis ni?
JB: her sister’s milk factory is twice of her’s and her backside na dieeee
Me: guy if na play make you stop am, if her sister’s b0s0m is twice of this then that one don commot for b0s0m, it must be a ballon
Acme: abeg dat one go wan suffocate person ooo
While we were still talking Aisha walked
pass us again and dis time JB stopped her
JB: Aisha come over na *she walks towards us*
Aisha: good evening everyone
All: good evening sweetheart, honey, dear
Aisha: Laughing, shey na me get all those names
Kc: yes ooo, u are worth more than all those names
JB: lemme talk to u privately for a minute
They both walked away and seconds later
JB called Kc and left him talking to Aisha.
Jb walked back to us and Acme was furious
Acme: shebi na me say I want the babe
Jb: baba calm down now, u no say dis guys are still fresh, u don chop tire na
Me: Acme na wah for you ooo, you wan kill yourself by yourself ni?
Tj: Acme u too like woman, op say no be where u take come u go take go sha
Acme: your father, how many have I done?
Me: infact you are still a virgin
Kc came back and told us Aisha will be visiting early tomorrow morning before going to work
Me: tomorrow morning ke?
Tj: which kain package be dat
kc explained to us that she said the only time
she have is morning and maybe when
coming back from work in the evening.
I decide to ask razak for help, I told him am babe starved in ilorin since it seems he is always at the junction and see’s all that passes. I then narrated my ordeal in the hand of Ruka to the house, we all laughed and Rasak promised to give me a kogi babe when next we show, I promised him we will show the next day.
Flo then asked about Halima and seriously, the whole house went silence, we told him its a free world and he could come for her if he feels like, he asked for her phone number, we all lied that we don’t have.
The next morning,
Knock, knock, knock
Kc: who’s there
Aisha: its me Aisha
Quickly we jumped off the bed, it just quarter to seven, we were all still sleeping, and the house was kinda messy, we quickly arrange ourselves and after like 45 seconds
Kc: u can coming
Aisha: good morning everyone, hope I didn’t wake u all
Me: yes u did ooo ( smilling)
Aisha: heya sorry about dat, but that shows u guys are lazy oooo
TJ: see insult inside our room ooooo, I will
leave u to kc to discipline u
Aisha: its not an insult na ( laughing)
*which kain wahala be dis for dis cold
weather na*, we all took our toothbrushes,
paste, sponge, buckets clothes and shoes
and left the room to the passage.
It was past eight and Aisha finally came out, we all ran out of the passage so has not to be noticed, immediately they stepped out of the compound we all ran straight to the room to see the effect of the visit and unsurprisingly, we were not
disappointed.
When Kc came back we all hailed him for his conquest and ask him to give details
Kc: omo dat bobby big pass as we think
ooo, na when I comot cloth for masquerade face na hin I know say na meat wey strong be nama, my dear d girl is a fu-Cklicant.
I was even trying to form talking things before the girl tell me say she has less than 30mins and she’s feeling the effect of the harmathan, na so she get down to business kissing my mouth not minding say I never brush
Me: iyanma, eewww,disgusting
Kc continued, na so I comot the top and she just open ha bra for me, na so I bury my head for the two big balls ooo sU-Cking the tips of one and rolling my fingers on the other, by now my Jt has found it way out of my boxer and she was scrubbing it very hard with ha palms ,I felt so
uncomfortable, ha hand be like person wey dey walk for sawmil, so I tried to change position but she held my head down on a b0s0m
Next thing I know is she asking me to lie down and immediately put my dic*k in her mouth,it felt so good and warm, well she was a mastersU-Cker
Acme: *cuts in* oga e don do we dey go
school
All: why e go stop na, oga continue joor
Kc: na wetin we go see una for be dat,
ashewos
TJ: at least for ilorin we all still be virgin, na u don disvirgin today so na u b d ashawo
Kc: shebi Abbey don disvirgin yesterday, errm where I stop sef
Me: oga continue joor abi wetin u dey feel
like sef, by the way Abbey no even give us the gist of yesterday
Kc: to cut the long story short sha, na so she comot Mr Kc for mouth and before I could notice what was coming, I felt a warm s£nsat!on and something just gripped my JT, I opened my eyes to see her sitting on my JT, omo if u see speed wey I take push her away, she was about saying sumfin when she saw me bringing out my CD, she just smiled took the Cd from me and placed it where it belong and went back to business
Me: oga e don do, I don dey late for school
Tj: cutting the story short una sha straff abi
Kc: you know what they call short but
effective, that’s what she gave me this
morning, that a very good tonic for the day. I can say we straffed cause na she straff me, she was riding me and was singing some cordinated tunes at the same time, I tried raising my head to sU-Ck her b0s0m, she just pushed me back to the bed, then she stood up and turned her back on me and continue riding, I was just watching her waist dancing away, one is a while she will stop going up and down and twist her waist and the rolled it around almost like she wants to cut my diick off, it was a sweet-paining experience for me, moments later I could feel my body gripping but I didn’t want this to end quickly so I told her its my turn. She stood up and la!d on the bed waiting for me to lunch into the deep, but I was trying to delay so that I could last longer. I told her to turn around that I prefer the doggie style, she obliged, I examined the black snail in front of me, it was quiet meaty and soaked, I dipped a finger in it to tease her a bit, she just told me to please stop and put in my JT that time was not on our side for all those, all I said was yes ma
I placed JT at the entrance of her V and with the speed of light she jerked backwards to force my JT in straight away, the pvssy was well lubricated by her wetness so my JT slide in with ease, I was going slowly at first only to see that she was thrusting faster than me, well I decided to match a pace for pace, I was fvcking her as hard as I could and then she started farting , I taught my ears were decieveing me until I heard the same sound again, she was now speaking gibberish, she was no more on her knees but lying on he b0s0m I didn’t even mind her pleas, I was fvcking her away in reckless abandon, I was about to come again, I quickly withdraw, then I raised one of her legs while she was still face down and entered her again from the side, due to the less space, the friction was more and my JT was hitting the spot or so I taught cause all I could here I say is I love u, I love u. Those words sensed shivers to my body as I lost control and was just fvcking away, in few minutes I splashed my Pour into the rubber or so I taught.
She lay spent on the bed while I removed my JT only to find out that my JT was wearing a trouser, the CD burst.
We all screamed yeeeeeeeee
Me: wetin the girl come do
Kzee: she just shrug it of and said she enjoyed herself that I shouldn’t worry that she knows how to take care o herself, that she will only need to do HIV test later. I just frowned at her that was she saying am positive, she said no oooo and wanted to continue but on seeing the seriousness on my face, she said she was only joking oooo
Tj: guy you don become a father be that oooo
Kzee: you dey craze, na so dem dey born
Acme: we thank god that you didn’t pour on the Holy Quran ooo
We all laughed
Kzee: tee, na you and TJ remain ooo, shebi you know say ismail no too dey stay here again
Me: oga park well joor, I go show una skills sef, make rasak just show me the kogi babe wey he talk first.
Acme: well, at this junction KC is leading
we all by 5 points,followed by Abbey with 3 points, the deduction for Abbey was due to his misbehaviour, let’s see who will carry the league at the end of the season
Abbey: no wahala, am still gamed
Tj: u know say me I be Alfa, I no dey ooo
Acme: u? Sheu anisau ( chief of woman affair)
Me: u be alfa and u dey hear toto gist early in the morning
.
Acme: abeg make I dey go, see u all in the evening
Me: abeg make una quick come so we go enter point tonight ooo
All: ashawo oshi.
We all got back early from school to meet Acme with a very young pretty lady, she was fair, tall, slim with an average size b0s0m and a moderate butt0ckz to match, her name was TY, history will call her Acme’s nemesis. Before hand Acme had told us about a girl that has capitivated him and captured his heart, we all joke that he had no heart to be captured. Truly, Acme was in love with Ty but as funny as life is, TY was not that into him, Acme calls Ty regularly during extra cool hours, but he usually end the call with a sad face, he will place his head close to the speaker of his home thearter listing to Brandy’s I am nothing while making the call.
We will hear more of Ty story later but for now, when TY left, Acme wasn’t in a good mood, I was being moody myself due to what I saw in school to so I had no time to console anyone.
Abbey and Tj mocked Acme about his unachieveable love and after a while he cheered up and said
Acme: oya make we enter point
Me: you guys should go, I don’t think I will be going
Acme: wetin happen na, you wey dem wan give babe
Me: bros am not just in the mood tonight
TJ: guy where your mood go now? You no
dey mood for this, u no dey mood for that,
talk true abi u dey fear to follow the kogi
babe yarn ni?
Me: fear ke, she be Dangote pikin?
Kc: oya sha let’s go, we no fit leave you alone for house
We got to point with flo and Jb already seated
Rasak: tee, lest I forget, I don follow the
babe talk, she don gree to see you, she say
make I come call her when u come.
That brought another round of screaming
and hailing for rasak
Me: thanks jare, but I don’t think I will
meet her today, am not just in the mood
maybe tomorrow.
Acme: olobe ni guy yi sha ( this guy na dulling ooo)
Kc: ashe o ti e le, enu lasan lo ni ( you only brag, u have no action)
While they were still yabbing, a girl walked
out from the building behind us
Rasak: tee na she be that ooo
We all turn around to see my upcoming chick
Acme: where she dey na
Rasak: na she be that for the gutter side
Me: this one??
We all couldn’t help but laugh
Me: but Rasak this is not funny ooo, wetin I do u now?
Kc: shey na because this guy slim na hin
make u bring Fernando Flatscreeno for am
At the sound of ‘Fernando Flatscreeno’ we
all couldn’t control our laughter. To be
candid the babe was a real flat screen, no
offshore no onshore, nothing to dicotomise, how can I be a slim guy and yet be yanshing a skinny girl, its a case of terminator fighting ironman, if she was just skinny it would have been better but it seems god was angry when he was creating her of the mud used on her were expired mud cause damn!!! She was ugly
Flo: but Rasak u wicked ooo, I was thinking it was her sister u wan dash this guy before
Acme: omo, when two bones meet, one go bend for the other ni ooo
TJ: I sure say na tee go bend for this one
oooo, cos I hear say kogi babes na die
Me: am not even interested not to even talk of bending
Acme: but tee, it won’t be fair if you just
abandon the babe like that ooo, what do u
want Rasak to tell her
Me: so it was fair when Razak deem it fit to dash me a dehumanized lady, Anything he like make he tell her jare,
Rasak: but tee, that’s too much now, dehumanized ke? Ok, tee no vex, but please just
follow her talk today and find wey to just
discharge her, she don dey wahala me
since morning abeg
Me: how she no go wahala u, when she had been S£x starved, who go dey follow dis kain babe, she even come hear say na university guy ow she no go wan die there
Razak: abeg na please
Me: ok sha, but u owe me one ooo
Rasak: no wahala
Kc: oko Fernando Flatscreeno
Me: na u sabi.
All this while the babe was still standing
close to the gutter until Rasak walked over
to her and signal me to join him. We got
talking and to make the matter worse, she was stark illiterate. *double wahala for dead body* she lead me into her compound and we sat at a secluded place at the back of the compound.
She told me she is a hairdresser and she’s planning to have her own shop, she also said rasak has told her all about me and that she had accepted only for her to confirm from me.
*chai, I don die ooo*
FF: u dint even ask for my name
Me: *abeg your name is inconsequential*
oh sorry rasak already told me, but I would
be calling u beauty cos u are very beautiful
*yimu* *the truth is I don’t even know her
name*
FF: *blushing* u are fine also
Me: thanks. *even me know say I no fine but for your side I be Mr Nairaland*
Next thing, FF just moved close to me and
rest her head on my shoulder
Me: *which kain wahala be this na* one mind was telling me to push her head away, but the ‘lords mind’ in me told me to take this one chance, just do and forget u ever met.
But how I go manage to do this I wondered, will I close my eyes and just insert my JT without looking at the face, or would I cover the face with a pillow and just bang away? I was still thinking on what to do when I noticed that my hand had found its way to her back massaging it.
Me: *this hand go put me for trouble one
day*.
Ff responded swiftly and brought her lips close to mine, at first I felt irritated and was moving my heads backwards, all of a sudden her lips met mine, I dint respond both slowly she worked her way to my tongue. Damn she was a good kisser and she had this wonderful scent and her breath was damn fresh. She brushed my upperlips, then sU-Cked it a little before going to the lower lips, she did all this without her tongue or mine meeting, seriously she was good, she took turns on both lips and the she did the tongue.
At this junction all the resistance left in me was broken and we where kissing like no man’s business, I got in the groove and moved my hand down to her b0s0m, then was I brought back to my senses cos the place was has dry has a firewood. She noticed my loss of momentum and right there she removed her top totally, I was
shocked and I tried to look around but the
place was has silent has a grave yard. With her top off, I got to see that she wasn’t that flat, at least there was something to play with, it was small but firm, straight away I was squeezing the african star apple in front of me and her kissing got more tensed, she then tried to move my mouth to those agbalumos, but I restrained and
told her we need to stop,*who go sU-Ck cancer, even if I go get cancer make I get am fro better bobby, at least it would be pleasurable cancer* cause it was getting late and someone could just walk into us here.
She got dressed and we both walked out of
the premises. To my surprise there was no one left at point, I checked my phone and the time was past ten. FF escorted me and after walking about 30meters I told her to go back, but she insisted she won’t leave witout a kiss.
It was just a kiss oooo, but next thing I know was that we where under the shade of a closed shop, and my fingers had found their ways underneath her pant, I was finger fukcing her and she was m0an!ng in my mouth, one finger, two, three and her m0ans where increasing. My JT had become has hard has a rock and was trying to fight his freedom from apartheid like mandela did, but just like Mandela, my JT was to sufferlong today.
Twominutes later I dis engaged from her and
my fingers where filled with her fluid, then
she took my fingers and straight into her
mouth they went and licked all the fluid on
them dry. Eewwww, I felt like throwing up.
to make matter worse she tried kissing me
with with a fluid filled mouth, I escaped
her, then she told me she need me inside her, I told her that’s not a problem, but I don’t av a CD availabe here so I can’t help her today, she said we can use a nylon in place of the CD now, I told her she should not rush in licking a hot soup, that tomorrow will be a great day, and the anticipation will even make it more interesting, so I told her goodnyt. She said she will
visit me the next day.
Got home it was past eleven, everyone
was asleep or so I taught. So I silently
sq££zed myself to the edge of the bed, then
KC: shey u think say we don sleep ni
Acme: guy na all ur body dey smell toto,
abeg make someone on the light
Tj switched on the light and to my surprise
they were all awake.
Tj: Mr am not in the mood, so this is how u
are not in the mood abi
Acme: shebi u say u no like the babe
KC: Fernando flatscreeno
They were all laughing and mocking while I
just ignored them
Acme: no think say u go sleep with all this
smell wey u carry come this room ooo
Me: na una sabi….. I just took my sponge
and bucket and moved out.
I could hear their screams and laughter
while I was bathing. So I decide to just give
them a tip of the story so that they could
let me have my rest.
Acme: henhen, now the smell is different
Me: na u know ooo, but the girl no too bad
like that sha ooo
This brought out the biggest and longest
laughter from the house while I aslo joined
in the laughter
Me: that girl can kiss ehnnn
Acme: she go sabi sU-Ck also
Me: I never confirm that one ooo
Tj: but u confirm the pitching tent sha
Me: hmmm alfa TJ, well, I just used my fingers to map out where the tent will finally stay ni. But we will be leaving in the tent by tomorrow evening, all things being equal.
Acme: all this happened when you are not in the mood, I can’t imagine what will happen when your mood finally come ooo
We all laughed and gisted till 12:45 and
the it was time for extra cool cos no one
felt like sleeping anymore.
Acme dialled TY’s number and .
To be continued
