~CHAPTER FOUR~~
~~DIGGING MYSELF OUT~~
Another good morning text message entered that morning, the message contained lots of “DEAR”, Becky told me that she’s blacklisted my friend’s number, and there’s no going back. Sincerely, I was happy for her.
Every morning she’ll come for her usual transport collection after giving me daily e******n. Because I was trying to play the good guy game, I made sure that I didn’t call any babe that period to come over.
When I’m at work, Becky would call me telling me that she misses me, and can’t wait for me to get home. If I reach house and call her to come over, she would delay until she sees a visitor coming to my house, then she go turn up, watch movie, eat my food and then go home afterwards. I go just dey vibrate inside.
Unfortunately, my dealer took a liking to her, whenever he shows, she shows. No be say she dey blow blunt oh, she just dey enjoy the gist from the man. My dealer been ask me one day if I don straff the banny.
I yarn am how the goings have been, he advised me to take the girl out and book a hotel room, the chance of knacking her would raise to power 100. But HELL NO!!!
I no fit get house come go waste money for hotel untop banny wey don turn me to POS shop. I was already running at a loss and I was looking for ways to patch the leak.
Well one thing I’m good at is patiently waiting. It was just a matter of time, her matter would be history.
Well, if that was my thought. It definitely took a thrashing one day when rain fell heavily. Na me even dey call Becky steady, dey drop subtle hints say that evening go be weather for two. I told her I’ll buy suya and drinks, she was double excited.
As I came back, I put her call. Babe showed up with nightie only, I just dey smile. For my mind, everywhere don stew. She attacked the suya while I freshened up, came back with only trousers make she know say I no get joy.
“Peter can you help me with your friend’s number?” Becky asked me.
“Why? What do you need the number for?”
“My friend wants it, she said I should send it to her.” Becky explained.
I just smiled and act the fool. Gave her the number, she called someone else who came after some minutes then excused herself to go see the person. Becky pop her head back to inform me that she wanna walk her friend, she’ll be back. I nod like mumu…
About twenty minutes later, someone knocked, I was gaming so I asked the person to come in. My friend walked in. He was visibly drunk and smiling like a punk as she shook me and crashed ontop bed.
“Guy so you never still fuvk this babe? You dey fuvk up oh.” My guy said.
I had to pause my game and look at him. “What do you mean?”
“I dey bar with one new chick dey drink with my guys, Becky wan use calls finish me. Say weather dey cold for her, make I come carry her go my house. And the babe wey I dey with sef dey say she wan go house. So I reason am say free p***y is better than no p***y. Na she say make I come wait for her here sef.” My friend explained.
I was reeling ovef backwards inside but I kept my guard up and smiled broadly as we kept gisting until Becky knocked and walked in. She was fully dressed with jacket and make up.
She deliberately avoided my gaze, she just went to her boyfriend and drag him to get up. My guy bid me farewell as they left together.
I sat down at the center of my room, feeling like a bitch… Like na a whole me nai them use catch cruise like this. Na now I know wetin my fellow brothers for Friend zone dey go through, we need prayers.
So this is the same person wey I suffer dey advice and form shoulder to cry on. Choi but seriously, sure say I no develop gay qualities?
Well, what I realised is that some girls have become so attached to one partner that they’ll do things sometimes without thinking, most times ignoring every sane advice and logic. Na why if some people dey para say some ladies get fish Brain, I no dey doubt am.
Becky avoided me for two straight days. And then turn up one evening with her younger sister. They kept me company till almost midnight before leaving. We never spoke about that it, I was trying to withdraw my attention to her but na that one dey motivate her pass.
So I changed strategy… Since being a good guy wasn’t working, lemme switch to level two personality- the good-bad guy..
I invited one of my babes over, that one came with her friend, one cute smally, naso I buzz my guy call. He was chilling nearby so he quickly joined us.
The two girls na confirm stoners, them bring better AZ turn up. As power supply no dey, no shaking. We use the smoke dey cancel every mosquito wey get liver to turn up near us outside.
While my guy was trying to chyke the other babe, his phone was ringing non-stop but each time he’ll put it on silent. Then my phone rang, it was Becky. I cut am ASAP.
Few minutes later I saw her coming into the compound, my neighbor was seated outside his house. Blowing his own greens, she stood with him while pressing her phone. My friend’s phone rang again, he looked at it, hissed and cut the call.
That moment, one of the girl’s phone rang, the phone Torchlight was set to flash when ringing so when the girl pulled out her phone, the flash light was pointing directly on Becky and my neighbor, my guy raise head sight her, him just lock up.
She called his name twice, niqqa no send, naso she moved.
Unfortunately the call one of the girls received was for them to come over to another location. Girls wey dey high pass me twice on a Sunday morning. I no kukuma get strength to drag anybody, I just free them make them move.
Immediately they left, my guy’s phone rang, this time he picked it up and put it on speaker.
“K******* so you asked me to wait for you at home, while you were chilling with Peter and those stupid girls. That one no even pain me, they even had the nerves to point me their phone light when I was talking to Peter’s neighbor. I’ll have come there to deal with them but I said lemme respect myself.” Becky ranted.
Obviously she saw the girls when they were leaving, I wonder why she no block them for road make WWE Diva’s two on one match occur, I dey like when girls dey fight, to tear each other clothes is always a pleasure to man eyes….
“So why na me you come dey para give? Shebi I say make you wait for me? Why you come dey use call finish my battery?” My guy retorted.
“Wow, so na me dey finish your battery? Wow, did I do bad loving you?” She was already crying.
“Babe, good night abeg. We go talk tomorrow.”
I laugh my a*s out as the call cut, but then my phone rang almost immediately.
“Peter, your friend have started again?” Becky ranted.
Of course the call was on speaker. “Wetin happen again?” I feigned ignorance.
“He asked me to wait for him, then came to your house to chill with your visitors, can you imagine those girls were flashing me light as I don turn small pikin. I respected you, else I’ll have come to your side and slap nonsense out of their faces.”
“Ahn Ahn, e never reach that level nah. Sorry ko. I apologise on their behalf.”
Wow, tell me I’m not becoming a Simp. Well that did the trick cause she calm down. My guy left but not before telling me to quickly capture the babe so that he could have peace of mind cause the Toto don tire am.
Chai, na true say one man’s meat na another man’s poison. Me with all my resources, I no fit get babe, na wetin my guy dey use zero billing take frustrate. The Life No Balance.
Like magic, Becky drew closer to me. I don’t know if it was she finally submitting or there was some thing else up sleeves but she left me absolutely no space for any babe to visit.
She calls me during my work time, follows me home as soon as I’m back, helps me to cook and wash dishes. She even attempted washing my clothes one time but I stopped her. All that one no dey bother na, na the Toto nai be major attraction, unfortunately that wasn’t coming any time soon.
Something else was brewing. The hostilities between my neighbor and Becky was so glaring that even a blind man would get a clue. Their was serious love lost between those two. Becky still greeted him, but his reply would either be an insult or to completely ignore her.
Ignoring her was better, his replies when he did were filled with venom.
For example, he’ll say, “get out jare, what’s good about the evening? You wey go carry konji come dey finish mens them, give us make we nack, you no go gree, na one boy from nowhere nai dey use you catch cruise. Abeg carry that short night gown and get out of my front before I stab you knife for b****t.”
Her smiles are never unfading, despite the insults she’ll still smile and re-greet him before coming to my side—- Mr Simp Boy.
I have a couple of 18+ WhatsApp TV channels, and their status dey choke die with plenty bad-bad things. I discovered that Becky really liked watching my videos. Funny aspect, she’ll be making comments of how the actor’s d**k is too small or that the actress is screaming too much but nevertheless she’ll watch everything from starting to end without skipping.
Me I go dey behind her dey reason how to start my approach. All of my touches no dey move her, whether I slowly blow breeze on her neck or touch her shoulders lightly, she no dey still react, just watch the videos and leave in peace.
Okay… I increased the level of vawulence by showing her my porn folders. Na that one burst her head pass. She’ll spend minutes on end viewing one video from end to end, always criticizing every video she watched, it’s either camera man hand dey show or the actress Toto too big or the video quality too poor.
I asked her one day, “when you go act your own, make I watch?”
“I never get partner yet nah.” She replied.
I looked around, “so me na wetin?”
“Peter abeg kill this matter. Go and retry that boss fight for Resident Evil nah, I dey like when you dey play that game.” She’ll reply, breaking my Simple heart into crumbs.
Then I tuned the vawulence even higher ..
So if Toto does not come to Peter, Peter go trek go meet Toto. Enough is enough, the numerous konji wey that babe dey give me don too much, I had to take matters into my own hands.
So one fateful day, I came home really early, naso I place her call.
She turn up as usual, with only bum short and singlet, come take over my phone, direct to my status begin watch videos. She was sitting in front of me so I close the space between us and wrapped my hands around her stomach as we watched the videos together.
Since she didn’t objected after my d**k don dey chook her for back, I gathered morale and lifted one hand higher, directly to her b***s. She didn’t even move a muscle as I boldly caressed her b***s from her singlet, she just continued watching my status.
My e******n doubled in length, No it grew fatter, like say I dey pump air.
My boldness increased, I slid one arm of the singlet down, still no resistance in sight. She just kept talking normally and watching the videos, like say she no dey hear my p******g heart or how my body dey sweat as I dey try touch b***s.
Finally I grabbed those b***s, it’s been a long time coming mehn. Noooo, let’s forget the fact that the b****t haff fall, still I know how I suffer to finally touch them so I put it into good use, I press am tire. Use my second hand grab the second b****t, today na today….
Insha Allah, Victory was close.
Despite all my b***s handling, even one small m**n no escape Becky’s lips. Issokay, issokay issokay, make I try step two.
Naso one hand snake enter her shorts, kudos to my rugged left hand, despite the space encroachment, it still managed to reach her p***y, one thing that burst my head was that she was completely shaved. Like WOW.
Another funny thing was that, she didn’t make any attempt to stop me neither did she react like anything was going on, she just kept on watching the videos and make stupid comments.
Not even when I began playing with her c**t did this girl react, it was just like child’s play to her.
Then the last status ended. She sighed and dropped the phone then simply remove my hand wey two fingers don dey slowly enter her, drag my other hand comot from her singlet and casually stood up.
“Peter please help me with transport, I want to go for rehearsals in school.”
Wait, what?
I was flaggerbasted!!!
“Wait, you’re just gonna get up and leave?” I can’t believe this. With all this long e******n wey go take three weeks to subside.
“C’mon, get yourself together jare. Lemme go to the rehearsal and return, shey you’ll be at home?”
I nod my head like a goat.
“Okay, till then. The transport please….”
I was so ashamed to even move, I just pointed my wallet to her and she took what she liked and left.
I remain for that position dey reason my Life. Shey na me be this or another person follow me for back.
I thought of calling one of my chick make I use that one reduce konji but then my mind reminded me that Becky would be gone for just three hours before returning, and any chick wey I call must want to sleep over because food, cruise and electricity dey.
That could ruin my chances with Becky and by the way, that would take a hit on my account balance so instead of wasting that extra cash and losing all my previous investment on Becky, I preferred to wait patiently for Becky to return.
WHAT A SMART MOVE!!!
Legend has it that she never picked my 12 calls that day. Na the next morning she call me say she was tired and slept off. Make I no vex abeg.
No, I no vex oh, why should I be angry? Na my girlfriend she be? I had absolutely no right to be angry, na me choose to act Simple. I am a mumu MAN…
I buzz my friend call, he told me that Becky came direct from rehearsal come trap am for house, say as him dey so, him no fit Waka sef cause the babe use different styles wan finish him life.
CHAIIIIIII, See my LIFE!!!
I need 47 strokes of Koboko to reset my memory…..
Well as a niqqa that doesn’t like failing or loosing, I had to unleash the only weapon I had left.
Welcome To My DARK SIDE….
