~~CHAPTER ONE~~
~~MEETING BECKY~~
What you’re going to read now might not make much sense to you but I promise, you’ll figure it out later and then smile broadly…
Last year I was chilling with my former area homie. Rain fell so everywhere chill die and despite the konji wey catch boys, calling babes was the least of our problems, na money matter nai choke for our brain.
We were discussing some business deals when an SMS entered my homies phone. He pulled it out, looked at it with all seriousness and sudden disgust as he slid the phone towards me and hissed.
“Guy see wetin this yeye girl dey text me, me wey dey hope say na alert?” My friend said.
I picked the phone up and quickly read the text message, I didn’t pay attention to the sender’s name cause I was already doubling with laughter. My guy joined me to laugh even though I could swear with my life that we weren’t laughing for the same reasons.
That became clearer to him when I brought out my own phone and opened my inbox then slid the phone to him, he picked the phone and read my text before laughing even louder than before, he even choked on the smoke from the jumbo tie he was puffing from.
Guys!!!! We were stoned!!!
“Come oh, but this is surprising, them do new text message update share for babes? How come them dey text the Same thing?” My guy asked as he compared the two text messages, he had to make sure we ain’t banging the same girl.
‘Cause apart from the different sweet names and ending part, the text messages were almost identical, like word for word.
“Sweetheart, how are you,
I’m really Hot right now.
Can I come over let’s fuvk?
Call me immediately.” Mine read.
“Baby boo, how’s your day?
Baby I’m really Hot right now,
are you at home? I want to fuvk.
Should I start coming?” My guy’s own read.
What funny coincidence even though mine was two days prior.
“Guy how you run your own matter? You later ask the babe to come? Cause right now, s*x is the last thing on my mind.” My guy said.
“Are you fuvking kidding me, me wey dey find money pass you? Omor I told the babe to pay me if she wants s*x cause I can’t waste my strength for free.”
Gone are those days wey common flashing from babes dey freak guys out but now, girl fight send guy nude, him go block her join, this redpillars community no get joy again. Economy no dey smile, boys sef no wan smile again.
“Omor guy, wetin the babe talk as you tell her?”
“She shock like electric, she couldn’t believe it, naso she jejely cut call and sleep. Abi you go try am with your babe, make we see her reaction?” I made a devilish suggestion.
“Nice one niqqa, you don motivate me.” As he was talking, phone already dey him ear, the babe picked up immediately. “How far, I saw your text, what’s happening?”
“Babe you no dey feel this weather? I’m in the mood joor, can I come over?” The phone was on speaker.
“How much you go hold come?” My guy asked.
I was almost choking with laughter as the babe tried to process what she just heard, the matter was sounding out of point.
“What do you mean by that?” She asked nervously.
“Eh, me na money matter I dey think of now, so if f*****g you no go benefit me, then no need. So if you get money as my payment for drilling you to satisfaction, madam just dey your dey.”
“What!!!!! K***** what did you take that you’re talking like this? I can’t believe what my ears are hearing.”
We were rolling around in laughter as the call cut, I was sure the babe heard the laughter, e pepper her reach bottom of her soul.
She called back five minutes later to be sure her ears weren’t playing tricks on her. After my niqqa repeated himself she herself and chill.
Y’all think this was a one time event right? You don’t know KARMA…
~~PRESENT DAY~~
I was sweeping my room when I heard people talking outside, obviously they came to see my neighbor, so I peeped under stealth of curtain. My neighbor, his friend and a girl were standing outside. My major focus na the babe, she was thin as a stick, and boobless but she carry one better yansh that fit just perfectly to give her a nice shape.
With all sincerity, she ain’t my specs but I made sure to feed my eyes before I resumed my sweeping.
The girl ran towards my room and stopped laughing as someone walked towards her, when he spoke, I realised that it was my neighbors friend.
“Babe how far, you no wan give me your love abi? I don toast you tire, you just dey turn me.” The guy asked.
“Guy forget that thing, boys don use me rub for ground too much, I no dey find serious relationship right now, Na Side Chick Me I Wan Be.”
That last sentence struck me like a thunderbolt, I quickly ran to the window and continued peeping, make I see wetin I go dey work on.
Okay, facially the babe was fine as Bleep, her b***s don fall finish Sha but as e no big, it was still grab-able.
As for that a*s, I could work with that. It wouldn’t be bad to add her amongst list of my one night stands.
But then you’ll be asking yourself, how would I be having all this thoughts about someone that I haven’t met, that was the first time I was seeing her, I no even get plan to go outside, so how I wan take find her sef? All na under hypothesis, but I get one belief, say if I’m interested in something, that thing always finds itself back to me.
I forgot all about it by evening when I was chilling with my dope dealer outside, there was a power outage so we used the free air as comfort while we gisted and simultaneously played Candy crush on our phones, we’re both addicts. Hahahaha.
Then an angel called my name.
If no be say my brain don tight for dope, I for reason say na Angel Felicia dey holla my name from heaven. But as it’s my custom, I don’t answer my name from unknown sources, I have to make sure first.
Then I heard my voice again, alittle louder this time, I wasn’t pleased that someone was screaming my in the night.
“Who dey shout my name for there?” I shouted back.
A lady wearing just night gown walked towards my direction. She had been sitting and gisting with one of my neighbor so I was wondering how she knows me or my name.
“Good evening Sirs.” She greeted.
“Evening oh!” We replied.
“Peter can I borrow your power bank for awhile?”
“How did you know I have a power bank? Infact how did you know my name?” I asked.
“Who doesn’t know you, you wey come this area come dey feel like say you be different species, dey there dey deceive yourself, people know you in this area more than you think. So please can I have your power bank?”
Hmmm! I was lost in thought, me wey just show for the area in less than 2 months, nai everybody don know me. Me wey no dey greet or relate with anybody except provision stores owners and my neighbors, any other person I spoke to na outsider cause me no like over familiarity.
“Well I don’t borrow my power bank to anybody.” I finally said.
“I will be with your neighbor, I ain’t taking it anywhere.” She convinced me.
I shook my head and smiled as I passed my power bank to her.
After an hour she returned back my property and bid us farewell.
“So you know my name, what’s yours?” I asked before she left.
“Becky…”
“Becky eh, okay. Goodnight.”
Then I noticed that my neighbor wasn’t walking her home. After she left I went to him to inquire who she was.
“She’s just a friend, na area babe. Me I just dey try if I fit chop my share and lock up.” He said.
“Oh, na area babe sef, no yawa. So no he your babe? Okay. No Lele.”
No be say I get her for mind cause I don’t touch babes in my area even with a long stick, and I no too see her face, so I repeat, No Lele…
Next day, I was returning from work when I noticed the girl and guy that I was peeping at the day I was sweeping, both of them sat outside gisting with my neighbor. My eyes darted towards them for a quick second as my heart beat increased and my mouth went dry.
But then something was strange, amongst the trio, the girl was smiling at me more like she woke up from my bed that morning. I come dey wonder where she know me from.
“Peter welcome back.” The girl said.
I stopped short in my tracks, like did I just hear my voice or did the voice that called my name suddenly sounded so familiar… Too familiar…
With all my stopping in the tracks, the only words I could offer to them was, “una good evening.” Before walking to my apartment. I didn’t even turn for once cause my mind was occupied with logs and logs of informations.
Then as I opened my door, it all came flooding back to me as I opened my door.
This girl wey just greet me by my name sounds exactly like the girl wey come borrow my power bank the previous night, and that girl na my area girl, so if that girl is this one, that means my plan of knacking her because of what she told that guy she was gisting with when I was peeping at them should be aborted since I don’t do area chicks…
And na the same babe wey both that my neighbor and him guy dey try kpansh, which should put me offline for sanity sake.
Somebody shout, “ENTANGLEMENT!!!”
But this time I felt somewhat different, it’s been long I try to drag babe, I can’t even remember when last I tried, I wanted to feel the thrill again.
My life this days have been boring, infact so boring that I could lie at home one complete day, only thing I’ll manage to do is eat and Candy crush on my phone or kill some bad guys on my PlayStation all day, no desire to do anything else.
I didn’t know why but the only name that kept ringing in my ears was “BECKY!!! BECKY!!! BECKY!!!”
Well it was GAME ON!!!!!!
Β© Therock5555
