Toto Pass Toto
Toto Pass Toto episode 15
Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 15 Me: I for like talk about her after I eat finish. Victoria: hungry never wire you. Me: hiaa.. Person nofit pull your legs, this your pikin fine oh the baby keep on staring at me suspiciously, if he can speak he would have ask what are you doing […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 14 Girl: sorry oh! Bros em touch you? Me: your sight go recession? Girl: eyaaa… Na gutter Ithink say I pour am oh! Me: I be gutter for your eyes? Girl: shooo! Bros, no be so na, na water I pour, you no go just mind your business waka […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 13 Voices: make ona stop na, all these drivers wicked ehnn!!, conductor! You no hearshit dey catch am, if this man shit for my body I no go pay again oh look at you, you no even get money to pay Conductor: tapping the bus dropping dey .The bus […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 12 Me: no be transport you dey waste be that? Ikenna: even if na one million transport I prefer to stay here than go stay inside school this guy serious oh Me: Umashi enter inside, Ikenna you fit go. Ikenna: Vera, we will see. in my front?! Umashi: okay. […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 11 Madam: oga why you dey shout? Fine guy like you, no suppose dey shout. Me: how fine guy affect my pocket? Madam: no fall your hands ’cause of seven thousand naira. Me: seven thousand wetin?! my head start aching mehow manage? Madam: your friend that one with gal, […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 10 Me: you see my brother? Sam: you think am joking, right? Me: you think am joking, right! Sam: he boil in anger open this protector!! shaking the protector Me: I dey craze? In case, you see my bro. Tell am say make em bring my wristwatch, thank you. […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 9 I removed the phone from my ear and looked at the screen, it must be those stupid kids that guess number just to insult someone, lazy youth. Me: your brain don rust? I nodey sell grease oh. Voice: Vic, shut up! Is me Victoria. Me: chiaaa!! Aaahhh!! Aunty […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 8 I knelt down and prayed over two hours, I have never in my life be so scared of dying. Me: who wan kill man pikin, now that am enjoying my life. I felt thirsty, so I visited the kitchen and drank one cup of water. Me: na wa […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 7 Biggy: gone to where? Me: your sense dey follow pain you as your eyes? You no see this text message? Biggy: em no mean anything joor.. Na so girls wey you don sample well dey do, so that another person no go enjoy wetin them don enjoy. Me: […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 6 I came out of my apartment and saw Ada husband entering his house, his muscles and tall frame made me re-thank God from rescuing me from being caught that particular day. Ada husband: good evening, neighbour. Me: evening neighbour, how was work today? Ada husband: fine, we will […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 5 No time to waste, I logged out ’cause it is just two hours and some minutes to paralyse somebody’s daughter.I swept my room and cleaned the electronics in the room furniture in the room.Dressed the bed and brushed my teeth, went to the bathroom and took my bath. […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 4 I was not smiling when i got to the yard, Ayomi was standing in front of the yard. The moment she saw me, she started beaming like am father christmas. Ayo: welcome uncle Vic. Me: afternoon, Ayo going my own Ayo: ehnn… I wan ask for something hope […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 3 My heart started beating fast, I picked the call hastily nearly dropping my phone on the floor. Biggy: guy you dey house? Me: ……… silent Biggy: Sandra say she wan bring police oh. Chisos!!! Me: where you dey now? Biggy: I dey my house. Me: you still dey […]
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Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 2 Me: I no know o we walked to my door and saw my landlord sitted Me & Biggy: good evening, sir he stood up from the chair Oga Landlord: I don turn sir, I no be oga landlord again? wey my money? Me: I go com… I scratched […]
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Toto Pass Toto
Toto Pass Toto – 18+) EPISODE 1 Me: goaaaaaaa!!! I shouted, and threw the slip away Me: I don make am, God punish village people I ran around and threw my ancient Nokia 200 that rubber band is helping it to survive Papa Jo: and who is that unscrupulous riffraff pollutant, polluting the entire compound […]
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