My Future Mother In Law
EPISODE 2
“WHO POURED MY SOUP BEFORE I BRING DOWN THE ROOF OF THIS KITCHEN” I kept screaming with anger and mama came out from the backyard tying her wrapper well
“Which roof do you want to bring down!!! Is it the one your wretched father built ehn?”
“Mama you better leave my father out of this,let’s not even go there at all. Who poured my soup??”
“Which pot did you use to cook the soup, which firewood,which salt are you even holding sef you poor church rat…you have the audacity to enter my kitchen and prepare your slippery poison for my husband so that you can charm him the way you did to my son okwaya (right?),you used my things without permission and you’re here spitting rubbish, mtcheew”she said and entered the kitchen to check the boiling rice on fire
“Ah!!ayè mi(my life), Ki lè lèyì(what’s all these)
So mama because I did not take permission to use a pot that’s general in this house, because every other ingredients I bought them with my money,that’s why you poured my soup
MAMA YOU POURED MY SOUP!!!”
I fiercely loosen the wrapper on my head and went straight to the pot of rice and throw everything away including the pot,mama screamed and rolled on the floor making everyone in the house to come out
“What’s all these na,who poured the rice”emeka asked
“Ask her oo,ask your witch of a fiancee…look at me oo,I said let me prepare food for my husband and you people but she came with her witchcraft and poured everything,the way I will beat her ehn,not even the witches of her state will stop me”she ran towards me like an angry dog but papa blocked her
“Ayomide what’s all these ,it hasn’t reached that stage na Haba!!” Emeka said
“Wo!!ma shèpè fùn è oo,ma shèpè fún E Gidi(look,I will curse you oo),if you ask me nonsense…why will she pour my soup away,soup that I was preparing for papa why??,oh you think I will fold my arms and come crying to you abi”
“But nne,you shouldn’t have poured the rice”papa added
“But papa and everyone that will judge me,she shouldn’t have poured my soup,emeka I’m really trying to condone all of these,I’m trying hard to stay here but it seems in not welcomed here
Èwo émi O gbàdun oo,mi ó gbàdun rara(look I’m not well at all),Mo yà wèrè gan(I’m very mad),so you better warn your mother”
I entered inside and left all of them murmuring to themselves,I was very angry and I need to go out to cool my head off
I removed my boxers and my polo to wear my flared gown but ebuka stormed in without knocking
“Are you mad or something,why didn’t you knock”I quickly throw the gown on my body but the idiot already had a good look of my body
“I …I’m a.. sorry,I just wanted to talk to you”
“Go and talk to your ancestors!!”I slammed the door at his face
Few hours later I came back and was feeling sleepy,I entered my room to see a girl sitting and crossing her legs comfortably on my bed,she jerked in surprise when she saw me and finally relaxed back
“And who are you”i asked scanning her from head to toe
“I’m emeka’s fiancee,mama said that I’m sharing this room with him”
She said and i laughed noisily and removed the belt from emeka trousers….
Samson Dreama
Tbc
