Month: April 2025

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 7

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 7 “onihaxy, your Adebimpe is calling you. I knew it, you will never listen, I knew it that you are still communicating with this witch”. ME: segun, seriously, it’s not what you think. SEGE: then what is it? That you find it difficult to stay away from a witch […]

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 6 HENRY: but wait, I want to know what actually happened that you don’t always pick my wife’s call and hanged up whenever you heard her voice from another number. Just tell me. ME: ****chaiiiii!!!!!, what do I say now***silent for a while**** BIMPE : *****looked at me in […]

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 Throughout that day till Friday the next day, I was still feeling so disturbed until around 6pm when my phone rang, I checked and it was henry on the line. I was so scared to pick the call and I began to wonder if I hadn’t gotten myself […]

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 FUNMI: ok, now that you are alright, will you now answer me?. ME: hmmmmmm, I don’t have a girlfriend. FUNMI: why? ME: the last one I had broke up with me because I wasn’t buoyant to meet up with her demands then. FUNMI: and you thought it was […]

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 3 ME: what!!!!!!!!!! BIMPE: ***ssssshhh**** stop screaming onihaxy, we are in a public place. ME: wait bimpe, what makes you think the pregnancy belongs to me?, Aren’t you married? Or don’t you have s*x with your husband?, or are you saying Henry is impotent? BIMPE: well, the age of […]

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 *LAST WEEKEND* On Friday morning of that week, I was on my desk at work when Betty initiated a chat with me on BBM. BETTY: hi dear ME: hello love. BETTY: how are you doing? And hope you aren’t missing me too much? ME: I miss you so […]

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4

April 4, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 1 I was dumb after reading the text. I became confused and speechless at the same time and lots of thoughts began to run through my mind while I was seated on the bed. “Have I impregnated her again?” “Have I contacted any disease?” “What could the test be […]

UK Student Visa Guide: Step-by-Step Process

April 3, 2025

If you have the money and you’re considering the UK Student Route, then this information is for you. You definitely don’t need to pay anybody a dim to help you with this route. 🇬🇧✈️ UK Student Visa Guide: Step-by-Step Process✈️🇬🇧 1. 🎯Gather All Required Documents Before starting your application, ensure you have the necessary documents: […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 26 (FINALE) I turned around to return the phone back to the vendor and I noticed she was shaking her head. ” chai, and I wan collect this girl number ooo. but as she don hear my conversations, na Bleep up be that”. I paid for the card and […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 25 BETTY: .. onihaxy, I saw your chain when cleaning your room, you didn’t tell me you have started using chains because I never noticed any chain on you since I met you. ME:*** chain!!!! e don finally happen **** don’t mind me jaree. it was one of our […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 24 BETTY: I’m going for my masters degree program. my father has approved it. ME: wAOooh. I’m happy for you. BETTY: he agreed after I accepted his terms and conditions to marry his friend’ son. ME: what!!!!!!!!!!. so you are leaving me Betty? BETTY: onihaxy calm down, I’m not […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 23 I woke up in the morning and prepared for work and also finished tidying up the room ahead of betty’s arrival, I left home and arrived at my office around 7:15am before going for connect the. session and later resumed the daily activities. Betty called to inform me […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 “thanks so much for the host, I had to leave very early because of an important outing and I don’t want to disturb your sleep. Do have a nice day”. I just smiled and dialled her number and she picked up, I could hear the background of a […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 21 We continued to kiss and my hand was about to start movements when she suddenly pulled back. BIMPE: onihaxy, I’m hungry, what do you have at home? ME: *** rearranged myself and sat properly**** I have noodles, spaghetti , rice and little stew BIMPE: you and noodles sha!!, […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 20 I dropped my phone and opened my outlook on my system. I saw a message from funmi. I opened it with fear filled in my heart and it read thus “thanks so much for the gifts, I appreciate them. Just that I’m so surprised how exactly you knew […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 19 FUNMI: anyways, my birthday is on thursday. ME: waoh!!!!!!, happy birthday in advance FUNMI: thanks my dear. So where are you taking me to? ME: *** chuckled**** till then sha. FUNMI: ok oooooo. go back to your work and do have a nice day. ME: alright funmi. I […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 18 Segun and I continued to gist about so many things. And before 8pm in the night. Like 2 of his other friends outside ondo state called him to ask about the same police case and they said they paid 30k and 50k respectively to this same lawyer. I […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 17 I remained inside the bus with a mixed feelings. I thought of the lawyer who could have been trying my line, I thought of my friend who was in the police cell, I thought of how jail was going to look like on him and I started to […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 16 A text came in after the call and I checked, it was an account number from the lawyer. I sat down on my bed and I started thinking of where to get money before the next day to send to this lawyer. The only person that came to […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 15 On my way home, the thoughts of bimpe began to flood my brain and I suddenly began to develop a kind of likeness for her. I got home and dialled segun’s number and it wasn’t reachable again. Haaaa!!!, what could be happening to my friend?, this is so […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 14 BETTY: alright, that song na mama daniella’s favourite oo ME: really? BETTY: yeah, she loves playing it always. Infact, the song is her ring tone and caller tune ME: eyah, I love it too sha, the guy tried in the song, I just hope he sings another one […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 13 I knocked on the gate and the gate-man opened the gate for me to enter the compound. He told me he could recognised my face but he still wanted to call his madam to confirm if I should come in or not and I told him “no problem”. […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 12 BETTY: onihaxy, there is something I want to tell you, but please, wait till I’m back from Abuja, ME: huuuuh, betty, why not now dear?, you know I hate suspense. BETTY: just be patient, when I return, I will tell you everything. ME: is it related to my […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 11 BIMPE: hahahahahahahha. ME: why the laughter now?, BIMPE: should I tell you the truth? ME: what? BIMPE: she is travelling to meet that guy I told you about, not her dad, remember I told you they have been exchanging romantic calls and also making plans. ME: what ????????. […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 10 I excused myself and went outside to meet bimpe with a frown on my face, on getting to the compound, I didn’t see her car, I stood at a spot to call her and she told me she came with an Hyundai ix35 parked outside the gate. I […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 “Good afternoon ma” we all echoed. She replied us and said ” thank your stars that you guys are new staffs here, otherwise, I will just deduct 1,000 naira each from your salaries for addressing me as “MA”, we all looked in amazement. She continued and said “yes, […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 ***chaii, me?, love? Romantic?, haaaa!!!, mogbe!!!!!!!!, segun must hear this before I fall into trouble*** ***dial segun’s number**** sege!!!! Abeg let’s chat. ***10 seconds later***** SEGE: padi e, wetin happen? ME: wahala wan shele ooo SEGE: Bimpe matter again abi? ME: yes SEGE: I thought as much. I […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 7 I followed betty immediately and we climbed the stairs with both of us smiling and playing with each other, on reaching the top of the stairs, I could see like 4 doors. She pointed at the room one after the other and describing them to me. She said […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 6 ****** chaiiiii, yawa don bust today****** ME: ***scared to press the speaker button as my hand was shaking*** BETTY: onihaxy, I’m still waiting ME: ***pressed the loudspeaker button*** the person isn’t picking up. BETTY: re-dial it again, I’m waiting….. ME: ** re- dialled and still wasn’t picked up****. […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 5 I was like me?, Bimpe? ,love?, honey? Don’t want to loose me?, what is these?. On stepping out of the hotel gate, I got a text from bimpe that reads ” onihaxy love, why are you so angry that you didn’t wait to see the special meal I […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 4 When the liquid was about to finish, I discovered a big solid object at the bottom of the cup. ****yelled***, bimpe, what is this? BIMPE: **smiled**, sweetheart relax, its a part of a 3-layered kolanut, I also have it in my own drink, as you can see. ME: […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 3 I left the venue at around 2:30pm and was chit– chatting one of the ladies, she told me her name was Sandra, she was well endowed in the upper region of her chest and also the lower region behind her. I stylishly obtain her phone number and BBM […]

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 2 BIMPE: did you see my fear now?, your friend must not hear about this please. Ok, should I write a cheque for you?. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME: Adebimpe, you know what?, just give me time, I will get back to you. BIMPE: no problem, ME: ok, thanks BIMPE: you can […]

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3

April 2, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 Onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was what i heard while I was jerking back to life. I looked around and saw myself on a hospital bed, “Pele onihaxy, sorry dear!!!” That was what I heard from betty as she held my hands. Betty and a nurse were the only people with […]

April 1, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 2 EPISODE 16 (FINAL) I was at oshodi on sunday morning at around 8am to buy new shoe and tie because I didn’t come with tie and my shoe doesn’t look good for a lekki interview. I was under the bridge pricing shoe when I got a call, I looked at […]

April 1, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 2 EPISODE 15 About 3 months later, betty told me that she had informed her brother about the job fixing, but she said aunty bimpe wasn’t in support of it and she had poisoned her brother’s mind. She told me that bimpe said I cannot be trusted and that I’m a […]

April 1, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 2 EPISODE 14 ME: I will burst out the bubble. BIMPE: **laughed and clapped**** clap for yourself. Go ahead and burst whatever you want to burst. For your information, my husband and her sister are already aware that a patient raped me while I was working with an abuja based hospital. […]

April 1, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 2 EPISODE 13 BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with them?. ME: nothing much. I have your husband’s home address, his email, his office address, his social network profile and his phone number. I will simply attach all this evidence and forward it directly to him so that he can […]

April 1, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 2 EPISODE 12 BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your pictures on betty’s phone and she told me you guys met and have been talking. I just want to warn you. If you know what is good for you, just stay away from this girl completely […]

April 1, 2025

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 2 EPISODE 11 I got home and was thinking of what happened previously. “But this girl doesn’t look rich to me” “Or is she into aristo?” “Abi na runs girl?”. “But she doesn’t look like one” “Abi na borrowed car?” “But why does she had to oppress me with a car?”. […]