Day: March 30, 2025
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 20
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 20 (FINALE) ME** scared*** which of your nurses sir? DOC: and why are you asking. ME: I just wanted to know sir, who knows, she might have misplaced it somewhere in the hospital. DOC: well, its nurse bimpe, ME: ***screamed!!!!*****, I’m doomed!!!!!! DOC: what happened? ME: adebimpe had killed me sir. […]
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MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 19 She brought out the envelope but refused to give it to me, instead, she started counselling me again. And this time, my heart was beating faster as the sermon was more lengthy than that of the previous day. After the long sermon…………. DOC: ***hand over an envelope to me*** here […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 18
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 18 I got back to my home in akure in the evening and I was so tired and weak. The news of my accident had reached my neighbours and I guessed it was the handiwork of segun. I was greeted on after the other by everyone in my neighbourhood. “E kpele […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 17
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 17 Few moments later, a nurse came in with a sachet close up, new toothbrush cornflakes, sachet of milk, and she told me that nurse bimpe told her to give them to me. The nurse left the ward and I began to think about bimpe again. “But this girl had been […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 16
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 16 Bimpe stood up from the chair, she took a file placed at the end of the bed. She removed her biro from her chest pocket and wrote somethings on the file which I didn’t see. She left the ward thereafter and I was left alone on the bed. But seriously, […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 15
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 15 Before tosin finished with his speech, majority of the applicant had stood up and left. We were not up to 10 left out of the hundreds that came for the test. No doubt, I had been tricked. This is purely GNLD. TOSIN: if you don’t have cash here, you can […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 14
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 14 I hanged up on segun and continued with my duties at work. At exactly 11:10am, my phone rang and I checked the screen. It was the same number calling me ME: ***placed phone on my hear*** hi, who is this? CALLER: its me tosin. *** Instantly, I remembered and recognised […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 13
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 13 *18 months later* ***TAP TAP TAP**** I felt someone taping my shoulder and waking me up from sleep, I strained my eyelids and gradually opening my eyeballs, I looked straight into the ceiling and noticed it was painted white. It looked strange to me because the ceiling of my room […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 12
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 12 After dropping kemi’s call, I was confused on how to bail myself from the web I just entered. I had just lied and now, the lies were hunting me. I thought through and couldn’t get a possible way out. I decided to involve segun the event planner himself on whatsapp. […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 11
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 11 KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is going and I need to go back home on time. ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don’t know what is delaying him since, he is travelling today and he had to go on time. KEMI: please call him abeg ***restless*** ME: **dial […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 10
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 10 I picked my phone to call her she picked. She saw me at the other side of the road but she refused to cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should cross over and she was pointing at the bikeman at the same time. ME: ****whispers**** segun, […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 9
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 9 *After the call* I went to work and chat with my friend segun along side. I narrated my recent action to him and he told me I was getting smarter. We discussed how kemi’s package will look like, and trust my guy, he came with a very brilliant plan. He […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 8
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 8 Recharge card again?, what do I do this time?, segun must not hear this, and I don’t want her to change her mind about coming over to see me, but seriously, I was tired of this airtime demands of a thing but at the same time, I wanted to fucck […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 7
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 7 I looked at the screen of my phone. It was kemi. I also met kemi online before my encounter with bimpe. She claimed to be based in lagos according to her back then when we met 9 months ago. She told me she was a fashion designer and also a […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 6
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 6 *8 weeks later* SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days ooooo ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow*** SEGE: since that bimpe don comot, you just dey dull this days. ME: hmmmmmm SEGE: this one no be the matter of “hmmmmmmm”, you sure say that girl never wash pant […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 5
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 5 **********chaiiii, na me “exploitation and usability mugu?”. Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today. I woke her up, looked into her eyes and said it boldly for the first time. Bimpe, “I want to have s*x” BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and beside, I’m not a intimacy gadget that you can […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 4
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 4 On reaching segun’s house. Me: sege how far sege: mr maga. How u dey? Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is akin that u are talking about?. Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey act?. Me: just kidding. I don collect […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 3
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 3 I don’t know when I started crying. I was crying like a baby on the express. I said to myself. “This time Onihaxy, u must teach this bastard a lesson she will never forget in her life……. Just as i was standing infront of the bank and crying like someone […]
Read MoreAdebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1 episode 2
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 2 About 30mins later. I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet voice came from outside saying its me bimpe. I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it, she dropped her luggage, hugged me and […]
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Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 1
MY FACEBOOK GIRL EPISODE 1 Early february. I met adebimpe on facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, we started E-dating. 3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet […]
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